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Fred Flinstone reports on how tariffs are making Best Buy sing the blues, forcing them to raise prices and adjust their sales forecasts. Looks like even modern stone-age companies ain't immune to these newfangled trade wars! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Best Buy's in a Bit of a Pickle! Tariffs Got 'Em Singing the Blues!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
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Best Buy's profits are taking a nosedive thanks to those pesky tariffs, but hey, maybe we can find some cheap gadgets to blow up! Let's cause some mayhem! image

Best Buy's Having a Meltdown? Time to Grab Some Bargains (and Maybe a Bazooka)

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:01
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Chuck Norris analyzes Salesforce's recent earnings, AI advancements, and future prospects, delivering a knockout verdict on its market performance. image

Salesforce's AI Agentforce: So Powerful, It Can Roundhouse Kick Your Profits Into Orbit

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:53
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Nvidia blows past expectations with a surge in AI chip demand, proving that family (and high-performance GPUs) always wins. image

Nvidia's AI Engine Roars: Family, Performance, and a Whole Lotta Chips!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:12
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E.l.f. Cosmetics drops a cool billion on Hailey Bieber's Rhode, because apparently, we all need more skincare. Or do we? image

E.L.F. Buys Rhode?! Is This Peak Capitalism or Just Good Business, Guys?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
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Salesforce beats expectations with strong Q1 results, a massive Informatica acquisition, and AI-driven cost savings, all while navigating market volatility like a boss! image

Salesforce's Wild Ride: From $8 Billion Deals to AI Agent Savings!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
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Despite tariff headwinds and a profit outlook slash, Abercrombie & Fitch defies expectations with a strong Q1, proving that sometimes, even retailers can achieve escape velocity. image

Abercrombie Stock Soars, Defying Gravity (and Tariffs): A Muskian Analysis

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:15
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Nvidia's earnings surge beyond expectations, fueled by a data center boom and AI chip dominance, proving that even export restrictions can't tame this tech titan. image

Nvidia's AI Gold Rush: A Silicon Safari!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:26
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E.l.f. Beauty Devours Hailey Bieber's Rhode for a Billion Bucks: A Survival Guide to the Beauty Jungle!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:13
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HP's second-quarter results reveal a revenue beat but earnings miss, largely due to tariffs, causing a significant stock drop and strategic manufacturing shifts. 'Fear is a disease.' image

HP's Viking Raid Derailed! Tariffs Sink Earnings, Stocks Plunge!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:17
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