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Despite mixed guidance, CrowdStrike's impressive growth and strategic platform adoption position it for future dominance in the cybersecurity realm, proving that even gods can profit from digital defense. image
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CrowdStrike's Falcon Soars: Investors Who Flinch Now, Will Weep Later!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 01:45
  • 3 minutes to read
Cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike faces stock dip after disappointing revenue forecasts and lingering issues from a past outage. But hey, at least they have a billion-dollar plan! image
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CrowdStrike's Stock Takes a Dive: Did Someone Say "Spider-Slump"?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 14:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Gap Inc. grapples with potential tariff impacts, navigating shifting global trade winds while striving to maintain its brand appeal and market share. image
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Gap's Finances Facing Fashion Faux Pas: Tariffs Threaten $150 Million Hit!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Even with tariffs trying to ruin my life, Costco's still raking in the cash and keeping prices low enough for me to buy all the cheesy poofs I want! image
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Costco's Got More Bling Than My Gold Chains, Screw You Guys, I'm Buying Everything!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite tariff concerns, Costco delivers a strong quarter, leaving Wall Street chanting 'one ugly mother' of a performance. image
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Costco Slices Through Expectations: No Time To Bleed, Time To Feast!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:40
  • 3 minutes to read
New tariffs could cost Gap a fortune, but CEO Richard Dickson is fighting back with U.S. cotton and brand power! Can they survive? image
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Gap's Got Problems? Tariffs Threaten Up to $150 Million Hit!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
  • 2 minutes to read
2B investigates Costco's surprising profit surge, finding savings amidst economic chaos, tariffs, and the ever-present question of what it means to be… a consumer. image
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Costco's Economy Hack: YoRHa Unit 2B Reports on Bulk Buys and Existential Savings!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 21:20
  • 3 minutes to read
Peter Griffin reports on American Eagle's disappointing earnings, blaming everything from bad merchandising to those darn tariffs! image
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American Eagle's Flightless Quarter: Turns Out Teens Don't Want to Dress Like Eagles Anymore!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 20:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on how new tariffs could cost Gap hundreds of millions, sending shares tumbling, but the company is trying to adjust its sails and stay afloat. image
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Aw, Phooey! Tariffs Trigger Tailspin at Gap!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 20:20
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite soaring past expectations and promising AI-fueled growth, Salesforce's stock took a dive, leaving even this Mandalorian scratching his helmet in confusion. Is this the way? image
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This Is The Way... To (Maybe) Profit? Salesforce Shares Skid, Leaving Mando Confused

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:56
  • 3 minutes to read

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