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Despite tariff woes, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price skyrockets after a stellar first quarter, proving that even with a few fashion faux pas, you can still shine! image

Abercrombie & Fitch's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Triumphs, and Totally Tubular Turns!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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Despite tariff troubles and profit outlook cuts, Abercrombie & Fitch shares skyrocket, leaving even a Witcher scratching his head. image

Abercrombie's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Profits, and a Witcher's Wager

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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Okta reports strong earnings but the stock market, probably rigged by Crooked Hillary, doesn't understand winning. We will make the stock market great again! image

Okta's Earnings? HUGE! Stock Plunge? FAKE NEWS!

Tue 27 May, 2025 20:24
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Donkey here, reporting on Nvidia's AI chip sales being tangled in a web of trade restrictions with China, leaving 'em singing the blues! image

Nvidia's Got the Blues! Is China Chip Drama Gonna Burst Their Revenue Bubble?

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
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A week of trade wars, fluctuating fortunes for Apple and Nvidia, and a deep dive into upcoming earnings reports, all seen through the eyes of the World Economic Forum. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums and Tech Titans: Navigating the Great Reset of the Stock Market

Mon 26 May, 2025 15:22
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TurboTax and QuickBooks parent company, Intuit, obliterates expectations, leaving analysts singing the Halo theme song in reverse. image

Intuit's Score: Better Than My Aim With a Plasma Pistol!

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:04
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Snowflake's stock price jumps after exceeding revenue expectations, but can they maintain this momentum or is it just another corporate facehugger? image

Snowflake Stock Soars: Is This the Data Gold Rush or Another Bug Hunt?

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Snowflake's soaring success, fueled by AI and a fiery demand for data analytics, proving that even in the realm of cloud computing, a dragon's touch can conquer. image

Winter is Coming... For Your Data: Snowflake's AI Reign Begins!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:23
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A look into the stock market's after-hours action, featuring Zoom's revenue forecast, Snowflake's earnings beat, Urban Outfitters' quarterly report, and Lumen Technologies' big deal. image

Zoom, Snowflake, Urban Outfitters, and Lumen Technologies - It's Getting Hot Out Here!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:46
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Luxury retailer Canada Goose defies market gloom with strong Q4 results, but pulls 2026 outlook amid global economic jitters. Is this a sign of resilience or a canary in the coal mine? Only time will tell, and I'll be watching. image

Canada Goose Soars: Earnings Beat Projections, But Uncertainty Looms Like a Gargoyle in the Night

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
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