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Salesforce beats expectations with strong Q1 results, a massive Informatica acquisition, and AI-driven cost savings, all while navigating market volatility like a boss! image
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Salesforce's Wild Ride: From $8 Billion Deals to AI Agent Savings!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite tariff headwinds and a profit outlook slash, Abercrombie & Fitch defies expectations with a strong Q1, proving that sometimes, even retailers can achieve escape velocity. image
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Abercrombie Stock Soars, Defying Gravity (and Tariffs): A Muskian Analysis

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Nvidia's earnings surge beyond expectations, fueled by a data center boom and AI chip dominance, proving that even export restrictions can't tame this tech titan. image
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Nvidia's AI Gold Rush: A Silicon Safari!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:26
  • 3 minutes to read
E.l.f. Beauty's acquisition of Rhode, Hailey Bieber's skincare brand, for up to $1 billion shakes up the beauty industry. What does this mean for your survival kit...err, makeup bag? image
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E.l.f. Beauty Devours Hailey Bieber's Rhode for a Billion Bucks: A Survival Guide to the Beauty Jungle!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:13
  • 2 minutes to read
HP's second-quarter results reveal a revenue beat but earnings miss, largely due to tariffs, causing a significant stock drop and strategic manufacturing shifts. 'Fear is a disease.' image
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HP's Viking Raid Derailed! Tariffs Sink Earnings, Stocks Plunge!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:17
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite tariff woes and a dip in Abercrombie brand sales, the retailer's stock surprisingly surges, leaving investors scratching their heads. Time to assemble the Avengers of retail strategies! image
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Abercrombie & Fitch Takes a Hit, But the Fight's Not Over!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
  • 3 minutes to read
Borat report on Nvidia earnings, very nice! Chip company make kazillions but face troubles with China and new export rules. High five! image
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Nvidia Make Big Bada Boom Money, But China Want More, Is Very Confuse!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 16:00
  • 2 minutes to read
British online lender Starling Bank reports a significant drop in annual profit due to Covid-era loan fraud and a regulatory fine, proving even banks can't take a joke. image
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Starling Bank's Profit Plummets: Is the Joke on Us?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 11:40
  • 2 minutes to read
Macy's faces tariff troubles, cuts profit forecast, and plans strategic price hikes while closing stores, leaving even Gotham's Dark Knight wondering if retail is going the way of the dodo. image
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Macy's Meltdown Gotham's Retail Apocalypse?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Darth Vader reports on Dick's Sporting Goods' steady financial outlook, their acquisition of Foot Locker, and the looming threat of tariffs. All while pondering the power of the Force (and discounts). image
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Dick's Sporting Goods' Financial Force is Strong, But Can It Avoid the Dark Side of Tariffs?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:25
  • 2 minutes to read

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