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A look at how President Trump's tariff policies have impacted the stock market, with a focus on recent volatility and the potential impact on earnings. image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Markets on a Wild Ride! Yeah!

Sun 13 April, 2025 16:11
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Sarah Connor analyzes the week's wild swings in the stock market amidst US-China trade tensions, focusing on tech stocks and upcoming economic data releases. Prepare for the future, because it is unwritten. image

Wall Street Apocalypse Now?! Trade Wars Cause Market Mayhem!

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:46
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Wells Fargo reports mixed Q1 results, but a potential catalyst on the horizon has investors cautiously optimistic. Tony Montana gives his take on the numbers and the future. image

Wells Fargo's Wild Ride! Is It Time to Buy, or Are We Headed for Little Friend?

Fri 11 April, 2025 19:21
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Wells Fargo's Q1 earnings disappoint Wall Street, prompting a stock dip and raising concerns about economic uncertainty – or, as I like to call it, just another Tuesday. image

Wells Fargo Stock Plunges! Are We Doomed to Repeat the Cycle?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:20
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Naruto here, reporting on BlackRock's recent earnings – a mix of rasengan-level surprises and shadow clone misses! We'll dive into the numbers, the strategies, and whether this investment is ready to become Hokage! image

Believe It! BlackRock's Money Jutsu: Is This Stock a Shadow Clone or the Real Deal?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:10
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Bobby Axelrod dissects Wells Fargo's Q1 earnings, finding a mix of shrewd moves, Trump-era hangover, and enough uncertainty to make even Chuck Rhoades sweat. image

Wells Fargo Just Pulled a Fast One...Or Did They?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:30
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Wells Fargo's first quarter earnings report reveals a surprising increase, defying expectations amidst economic uncertainty, but is it truly Beskar strong? image

Wells Fargo's Mandalorian Maneuver! Did They Just Pull Off the Impossible?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:34
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JPMorgan Chase's latest earnings report is WILD, with profits soaring and Jamie Dimon giving us all a reality check. Is this the new normal, or are we all just being punked? image

OMG JPMorgan Chase Just Broke the Internet (and the Bank!)

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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Morgan Stanley defies economic gloom with a stellar first quarter, riding high on equity trading and wealth management despite market jitters. Is this just beginner's luck, or is there more to it than meets the eye? image

Morgan Stanley's Magic Touch! Did Volatility Turn Into Vaults of Galleons?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:02
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Snoop Dogg breaks down JPMorgan's Q1 earnings, the looming recession, and how Wall Street's gonna keep that money flowin', ya dig? image

Fo Shizzle Dizzle! JPMorgan's Earnings Bout to Drop Like It's Hot!

Fri 11 April, 2025 04:01
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