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Tesla's Q1 earnings take a nosedive, with revenue and profits plummeting amidst production hiccups, political headwinds, and rising competition. Is Elon's focus elsewhere? image

Tesla's Shocking Plunge! Is This the End of the Road for Elon?

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:26
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A Viking's take on Danaher's surprising Q1 success and cautious optimism amidst global economic storms. image

Danaher's Revenge! Has the Sleeping Giant Finally Awakened?

Tue 22 April, 2025 16:31
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Bugs Bunny reports on Tesla's Q1 earnings, Musk's antics, and the potential tariff troubles. Eh, what's up, Doc? image

Tesla's Stock Plummets! Is Elon Musk Going Looney Tunes?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 16:00
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Professor Farnsworth dissects Lockheed Martin's Q1 earnings, revealing a fascinating correlation between war, profit, and slightly worrying trends in international relations. Wernstrom! image

Good News Everyone! Lockheed Martin Profits Soar Amidst Global Mayhem!

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:26
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An analysis of how Trump's tariffs are impacting European companies' Q1 earnings, viewed through the logical lens of a Vulcan. image

Tariff Tsunami Incoming! Will Your Investments Survive?

Tue 22 April, 2025 05:16
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A look at how Trump's tariffs are impacting tech giants like Tesla, Alphabet, Meta, Microsoft, Amazon, Apple, and Nvidia, and what it means for the economy and your favorite gadgets! image

OMG! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing With My Tech Investments! Like, Seriously?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 14:09
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Despite economic jitters, American Express sees young spenders boosting transaction volumes, while older generations pump the brakes. image

American Express is Still Pimpin'?! Young Bloods Keepin' the Green Flowin'!

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:00
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Netflix executives downplay economic concerns, but a closer look reveals a cautious long-term outlook as they navigate market uncertainties and changing consumer behavior. image

Netflix Declares War on Economic Turbulence! Is Your Binge-Watching Safe?

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:45
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The streaming empire strikes back with a revenue surge, proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, greed is a powerful force. image

Netflix's Grip Tightens! Resistance is Futile?

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Despite economic anxieties, American Express sees robust spending among affluent and younger cardholders, driven by dining and discretionary purchases, while older generations show restraint and airline transactions dip. image

Elementary My Dear Spenders! American Express Defies Recession Fears!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:50
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