Earnings - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 261 to 270 of 338 news articles

Chipotle faces a slight dip in sales and lowers its growth forecast, but promises a comeback. Hasta la vista, baby... to bad earnings? image

Chipotle's Future Is Not Terminated... Yet! What's Really Going On?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
2 minutes to read

Big Blue ain't no bum, reporting first quarter earnings that pack a punch, even if they stumbled a bit in the later rounds. They takin' hits and givin' 'em back! image

Yo IBM! Still Standin' Tall After All These Years!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
2 minutes to read

Puss in Boots reports on Elon Musk's ambitious plans for Tesla, including robotaxis and humanoid robots, amidst a challenging financial period. Will this 'sustainable abundance' be a fairytale ending or a cat-astrophe? image

Elon Musk Just Revealed Tesla's Secret Weapon! Will It Save the Kingdom?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:15
3 minutes to read

Glen Quagmire reports on how cable companies are diving headfirst into the mobile market, offering cheaper plans and shaking up the industry. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Cable Companies Get WILD With Mobile Plans! Are You Ready?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
2 minutes to read

Cable giants like Comcast and Charter are making serious waves in the mobile market, turning what was once a mere retention tool into a major source of revenue and growth, leaving traditional wireless providers scratching their heads. image

Holy Crap Cable Companies Are Taking Over Mobile?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
4 minutes to read

Boeing navigates tricky trade winds and production hurdles, aiming for smoother skies ahead despite past turbulence. image

Boeing Soars or Sinks! Can They Escape the Labyrinth of Losses?

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:19
3 minutes to read

SAP's Q1 profits skyrocket by 58%, defying economic uncertainty and making the executives richer than Monty Burns! image

Excellent! SAP Profits Soar While the Rest of You Toil in Misery! Are You Surprised?

Wed 23 April, 2025 09:33
2 minutes to read

SAP's Q1 profits explode, leaving Tony Montana wondering if he should have invested in cloud software instead of blow. image

SAP Got Richer Than Me! What Now?

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:05
3 minutes to read

Britney breaks down Capital One's stellar first-quarter profits, driven by credit quality and the upcoming Discover acquisition, all while throwing in some sassy financial wisdom. image

Oops! Capital One Did It Again! Stock Soars After Surprise Earnings!

Wed 23 April, 2025 00:36
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Elon Musk's waning involvement in Trump's DOGE and the troubles brewing for Tesla, hinting at a possible strategic retreat from governmental affairs. image

By the Beard of Elrond! Is Elon Musk Abandoning Ship?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 22:23
3 minutes to read