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American Airlines pulls 2025 financial forecast amidst economic uncertainty and a slump in leisure travel. Looks like somebody's gonna have to pay... and it ain't gonna be me! image

American Airlines in Free Fall! Is This the End of In-Flight Peanuts?

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:06
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Fred Flinstone reports on Revolut's rock-solid profits, U.K. bank launch, and how it might affect your clams! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Revolut Makes More Clams Than Fred Can Eat in a Lifetime!

Thu 24 April, 2025 07:40
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Kering's shares plummet after disappointing sales, leading to concerns about the luxury market's future amidst economic challenges. Can even a superhero fix this fashion faux pas? image

Gucci's Got the Blues! Can Captain Marvel Save Luxury Fashion From Economic Thanos?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:02
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Luxury giant Kering sees shares plummet after disappointing sales figures; Hulk suspects puny humans are too busy being angry to buy overpriced shiny things. image

Hulk SMASH Gucci Sales?! Kering Stock CRASHES!

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:02
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PepsiCo faces headwinds as international gains are offset by North American struggles, leading to a revised earnings forecast. Looks like tough times even for global giants! image

PepsiCo's Profits PLUMMET! Is This the End of Refreshment as We Know It?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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Borat reports on PepsiCo's recent struggles, from tariff troubles to tepid sales, with a uniquely Kazakh perspective and plenty of 'wawaweewa' moments. image

PepsiCo's Great Disappointment! Is the American Dream Finished?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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Homer Simpson reports on Norway's giant sovereign wealth fund losing a ton of dough, mostly because of those darned tech companies! image

Doh! Norway Lost HOW Much Money?!?! Tech Stocks to Blame!

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:19
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Chipotle's sales stumble as consumer spending slows and weather takes its toll, but the chain is confident in a comeback. image

Chipotle in Crisis?! Even MJ Can't Save These Burritos!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
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Dom Torreto analyzes Southwest Airlines' capacity reduction and financial performance, drawing parallels to family and loyalty. image

Southwest Airlines is Losing the Race?! Family's Gotta Stick Together!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:56
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Alaska Airlines reports a dip in travel demand, leading to lowered earnings expectations for the second quarter. Can the airline navigate this economic turbulence and maintain profitability? Spoiler alert: I have thoughts. image

Bazinga! Is Alaska Airlines Heading for a Black Hole of Profitability?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
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