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Borat reports on PepsiCo's recent struggles, from tariff troubles to tepid sales, with a uniquely Kazakh perspective and plenty of 'wawaweewa' moments. image

PepsiCo's Great Disappointment! Is the American Dream Finished?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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Homer Simpson reports on Norway's giant sovereign wealth fund losing a ton of dough, mostly because of those darned tech companies! image

Doh! Norway Lost HOW Much Money?!?! Tech Stocks to Blame!

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:19
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Chipotle's sales stumble as consumer spending slows and weather takes its toll, but the chain is confident in a comeback. image

Chipotle in Crisis?! Even MJ Can't Save These Burritos!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
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Dom Torreto analyzes Southwest Airlines' capacity reduction and financial performance, drawing parallels to family and loyalty. image

Southwest Airlines is Losing the Race?! Family's Gotta Stick Together!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:56
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Alaska Airlines reports a dip in travel demand, leading to lowered earnings expectations for the second quarter. Can the airline navigate this economic turbulence and maintain profitability? Spoiler alert: I have thoughts. image

Bazinga! Is Alaska Airlines Heading for a Black Hole of Profitability?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
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Chipotle faces a slight dip in sales and lowers its growth forecast, but promises a comeback. Hasta la vista, baby... to bad earnings? image

Chipotle's Future Is Not Terminated... Yet! What's Really Going On?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
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Big Blue ain't no bum, reporting first quarter earnings that pack a punch, even if they stumbled a bit in the later rounds. They takin' hits and givin' 'em back! image

Yo IBM! Still Standin' Tall After All These Years!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
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Puss in Boots reports on Elon Musk's ambitious plans for Tesla, including robotaxis and humanoid robots, amidst a challenging financial period. Will this 'sustainable abundance' be a fairytale ending or a cat-astrophe? image

Elon Musk Just Revealed Tesla's Secret Weapon! Will It Save the Kingdom?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:15
3 minutes to read

Glen Quagmire reports on how cable companies are diving headfirst into the mobile market, offering cheaper plans and shaking up the industry. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Cable Companies Get WILD With Mobile Plans! Are You Ready?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
2 minutes to read

Cable giants like Comcast and Charter are making serious waves in the mobile market, turning what was once a mere retention tool into a major source of revenue and growth, leaving traditional wireless providers scratching their heads. image

Holy Crap Cable Companies Are Taking Over Mobile?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
4 minutes to read