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Your friendly neighborhood Captain America reports on ServiceNow's first-quarter victory, proving even in a world of Ultron-level uncertainty, some companies still know how to assemble a win. image

ServiceNow Soars Higher, Faster, Further! (And That's Saying Something Coming From Me)

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:51
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Alphabet, home of Google and YouTube, report much success but also many troubles with rules and robots. Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Google Make Big Kazoo with AI and Money, But Also Have Big Problems!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Comcast's turbulent first quarter, where broadband faces Davy Jones' Locker while mobile finds treasure, and Peacock struts like a, well, peacock! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Comcast's Broadband Sinks While Mobile Rises Like a Kraken!

Thu 24 April, 2025 11:44
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Chuck Norris dissects Merck's lowered profit guidance due to tariffs, while still managing to deliver a first-quarter earnings beat. A fight for survival in the pharmaceutical jungle. image

Merck Gets Kicked in the Pants by Tariffs! Can They Survive?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:32
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Procter & Gamble faces slowing demand, tariff pressures, and a cautious consumer, leading to a revised outlook and potential price hikes. image

Red Pill or Blue Rinse? P&G's Grim Forecast Has Consumers Choosing Ignorance!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:20
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American Airlines pulls 2025 financial forecast amidst economic uncertainty and a slump in leisure travel. Looks like somebody's gonna have to pay... and it ain't gonna be me! image

American Airlines in Free Fall! Is This the End of In-Flight Peanuts?

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:06
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Fred Flinstone reports on Revolut's rock-solid profits, U.K. bank launch, and how it might affect your clams! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Revolut Makes More Clams Than Fred Can Eat in a Lifetime!

Thu 24 April, 2025 07:40
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Kering's shares plummet after disappointing sales, leading to concerns about the luxury market's future amidst economic challenges. Can even a superhero fix this fashion faux pas? image

Gucci's Got the Blues! Can Captain Marvel Save Luxury Fashion From Economic Thanos?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:02
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Luxury giant Kering sees shares plummet after disappointing sales figures; Hulk suspects puny humans are too busy being angry to buy overpriced shiny things. image

Hulk SMASH Gucci Sales?! Kering Stock CRASHES!

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:02
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PepsiCo faces headwinds as international gains are offset by North American struggles, leading to a revised earnings forecast. Looks like tough times even for global giants! image

PepsiCo's Profits PLUMMET! Is This the End of Refreshment as We Know It?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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