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Deutsche Bank reports better-than-expected profits, but wisely blames potential economic turbulence on my brilliant tariff policies. They know who's in charge! image

Deutsche Bank's HUGE Profit? They Should Thank Trump!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:20
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Facing profit drops and industry turbulence, Volvo Cars announces a massive cost-cutting plan. Is this their last stand, or will they adapt and overcome? image

Volvo Down! Chief Investigates Billion-Krona Cost-Cutting Maneuver

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:25
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BP's Q1 Profits Dip, Activists Pounce, and the CEO Claims Everything's Fine. Let's See How Long That Lasts, Shall We? image

BP's 'Great Start'? More Like a Hilarious Miscalculation, Says Joker!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:21
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General Motors navigates tricky tariff terrain as investors eye 2025 guidance more than quarterly results. Will they manage to keep their profits up or is this a case of 'good news everyone' turning into 'bad news everyone'? image

Great News Everyone? GM's Earnings Forecasts Face Trump's Tariff Tantrum!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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HSBC defies expectations with a strong first quarter, despite overall profit and revenue dips, fueled by restructuring and a possible ripple effect from tariff tensions. image

HSBC's Matrix Maneuver: Dodging Bullets and Banking Billions!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:26
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NXP Semiconductors' CEO is retiring amidst challenging market conditions, but is there more to the story than meets the eye? This hunter investigates. image

NXP CEO Steps Down: Is It Really Just a 'Personal Decision'? The Predator's Take

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:04
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Hulk analyze news. PayPal, Block, and Affirm feeling the pinch from tariff fears and consumer uncertainty. Hulk not like uncertainty! Hulk like smash! image

Hulk Smash Tariffs! Fintech Stocks Feeling the Pain!

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:00
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Google's parent company, Alphabet, shrugs off AI competition and trade war fears to post impressive earnings, proving that even geniuses need a good search engine. image

Alphabet Soars: Tony Stark's Take on AI, Ads, and Avoiding Trade Wars (Because I Have Enough on My Plate)

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:02
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Alphabet's stock surges after proving it can still dominate search and ads while grappling with the AI uprising, but is it enough to hold back the Swarm? image

Google's AI Gambit: A Zergling Rush on the Tech World!

Fri 25 April, 2025 15:53
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Master Chief reports on Alphabet's surprising stock surge amidst AI competition and economic uncertainty – a must-read for any Spartan investing his credits! image

Alphabet Stock Surges: Even the Chief Needs New AI Overviews!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:45
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