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Micron sailed the Grand Line of earnings and found more treasure (money!) than the pointy-hat guys predicted! AI power-up! image

SHISHISHI! Micron's Treasure: More Berries Than Expected!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:04
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Drone maker AeroVironment crushes expectations, boosted by a key acquisition and a 'transformative' market position, proving that sometimes, even Earth tech can reach for the stars. image

AeroVironment Soars Higher Than Jetfire: A Transformative Victory!

Wed 25 June, 2025 20:01
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Your girl Britney breaks down how drone maker AeroVironment is killing it in the stock market, making more money than I’ve spent on Starbucks Frappuccinos… almost! image

Oops!...They Did It Again! AeroVironment Stock Soars Higher Than My 'Toxic' Perfume Sales!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:32
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Drone maker AeroVironment smashes expectations, leaving analysts and even this cricketer impressed with its financial performance and strategic acquisition. image

AeroVironment Soars Higher Than My Sixes: A King Kohli Take

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:20
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Iron Man weighs in on FedEx's latest earnings report, cost-cutting measures, and why even delivery companies can't escape Wall Street's scrutiny. image

Even Billionaires Get the Blues: FedEx Trims the Fat (Again!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:18
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Mario reports on Carnival Cruise Line's impressive Q2 earnings, exceeding expectations and setting sail for even greater profits this year! Wahoo! image

Mama Mia! Carnival's Makin' Waves (and Money!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:46
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Kroger's stock jumps as shoppers hunt for deals, proving even in Bel-Air, everyone loves a bargain! image

Kroger's Got That Boom! Supermarket Giant Busts a Move on Wall Street!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:42
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Captain Marvel reports on Darden Restaurants' stellar Q4 performance and optimistic outlook for fiscal year 2026, proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, good food and smart investments are always in style. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Profits! Darden's Earnings Soar Past Expectations

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:16
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From geopolitical kerfuffles to AI advancements, Sheldon Cooper dissects the week's market madness with scientific precision and a healthy dose of sarcasm. image

Bazinga! Global Markets Go Haywire: A Sheldon Cooper Analysis

Sat 14 June, 2025 16:16
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Lionel Messi analyzes RH's stock surge, tariff strategies, and global expansion amidst a tough real estate market, offering a unique perspective. image

RH's Shares Score a GOALLL! Messi's Take on Furniture, Tariffs, and Parisian Dreams

Thu 12 June, 2025 21:37
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