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Gap's Got Problems? Tariffs Threaten Up to $150 Million Hit!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
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2B investigates Costco's surprising profit surge, finding savings amidst economic chaos, tariffs, and the ever-present question of what it means to be… a consumer. image

Costco's Economy Hack: YoRHa Unit 2B Reports on Bulk Buys and Existential Savings!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:20
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Peter Griffin reports on American Eagle's disappointing earnings, blaming everything from bad merchandising to those darn tariffs! image

American Eagle's Flightless Quarter: Turns Out Teens Don't Want to Dress Like Eagles Anymore!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:11
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Donald Duck reports on how new tariffs could cost Gap hundreds of millions, sending shares tumbling, but the company is trying to adjust its sails and stay afloat. image

Aw, Phooey! Tariffs Trigger Tailspin at Gap!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:20
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Despite soaring past expectations and promising AI-fueled growth, Salesforce's stock took a dive, leaving even this Mandalorian scratching his helmet in confusion. Is this the way? image

This Is The Way... To (Maybe) Profit? Salesforce Shares Skid, Leaving Mando Confused

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:56
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Fred Flinstone reports on how tariffs are making Best Buy sing the blues, forcing them to raise prices and adjust their sales forecasts. Looks like even modern stone-age companies ain't immune to these newfangled trade wars! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Best Buy's in a Bit of a Pickle! Tariffs Got 'Em Singing the Blues!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
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Best Buy's profits are taking a nosedive thanks to those pesky tariffs, but hey, maybe we can find some cheap gadgets to blow up! Let's cause some mayhem! image

Best Buy's Having a Meltdown? Time to Grab Some Bargains (and Maybe a Bazooka)

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:01
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Chuck Norris analyzes Salesforce's recent earnings, AI advancements, and future prospects, delivering a knockout verdict on its market performance. image

Salesforce's AI Agentforce: So Powerful, It Can Roundhouse Kick Your Profits Into Orbit

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:53
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Nvidia blows past expectations with a surge in AI chip demand, proving that family (and high-performance GPUs) always wins. image

Nvidia's AI Engine Roars: Family, Performance, and a Whole Lotta Chips!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:12
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E.l.f. Cosmetics drops a cool billion on Hailey Bieber's Rhode, because apparently, we all need more skincare. Or do we? image

E.L.F. Buys Rhode?! Is This Peak Capitalism or Just Good Business, Guys?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
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