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United Airlines offers two forecasts for the year, one with and one without a recession, but expects to remain profitable regardless, planning to cut domestic flights while international bookings remain strong. image

United Airlines Predicts Profit Despite Recession?! Is This Ronaldo's New Investment?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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Leo Messi humorously analyzes the stock market's ups and downs, from United Airlines' surprising flight to Nvidia's chip export woes, and contemplates attending a CNBC Pro event at the NYSE. image

United Airlines Soars While My Portfolio Dribbles! What's Going On?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:50
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Rambo reports on United Airlines cutting domestic flights due to weak demand, while international travel soars. Buckle up, things are about to get turbulent! image

United Airlines Cuts Flights! Is This the End of Travel as We Know It?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:04
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Bank of America's first-quarter results exceed expectations, driven by strong net interest income and trading revenue, offering a glimmer of hope amidst economic uncertainty. image

Bank of America Smashes Expectations! Is My Investment Portfolio Finally Looking Up?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:12
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Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes Citigroup's stellar first-quarter performance, highlighting the bank's revenue gains and strategic focus amidst economic uncertainties, and ponders whether it aligns with his winning investment portfolio. image

Citigroup CRUSHES Earnings Expectations! Is THIS My Next Investment Move?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:26
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Dutch digital bank Bunq is making moves in the U.S., filing for a broker-dealer registration and eyeing a full banking license, while also reporting a hefty profit increase. image

Bunq Just Did What in America?! You Won't Believe It!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:00
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Doctor Evil analyzes Bank of America's first-quarter earnings, wondering if their profits will finally be enough to finance his moon-based laser. image

Bank of America Earnings Report Will They Finally Fund My Laser!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:15
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Goldman Sachs beats expectations in Q1 2025 despite economic headwinds, fueled by strong trading performance but faces uncertainty in investment banking due to Trump's tariff policies. image

Goldman Sachs SHOCKS Wall Street! Can Trump Save the Day?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 16:13
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The Beskar-plated bank, Goldman Sachs, reports a bounty of earnings, thanks to some slick equities trading. But is it enough to navigate the ever-turbulent trade winds? image

Goldman Sachs Makes Bank! Is This the Way to a Richer Galaxy?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
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A satirical take on Goldman Sachs' Q1 earnings expectations, potential pitfalls, and the looming shadow of Trump's trade tensions, all served with a generous helping of Gordon Ramsay's signature spice. image

Goldman Sachs Earnings Report A Disaster Waiting to Happen!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 04:01
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