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Grim news for the Golden Arches as sales slump, proving even burgers can't escape a little chaos. Let's blow this story wide open! image

McDonald's Meltdown! Did Someone Say Boom?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
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CVS Health reports a strong first quarter with increased earnings and revenue, but faces legal challenges and economic uncertainties, like trying to power up against a tough opponent! image

CVS Power Up! Earnings Blow Past Expectations, But Legal Trouble Looms Like Frieza

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:59
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Peter Griffin reports on Eli Lilly's soaring weight loss and diabetes drug sales, a cancer treatment deal, and lowered profit expectations, all while pondering Trump's tariffs and taxes. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Eli Lilly's Drugs are Making Bank! (But There's a Catch...)

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Despite whispers of trade wars and regulatory interference, Meta's earnings defy expectations, proving that the Force—and targeted advertising—are still strong. image

Meta's Force Grows Stronger: Zuckerberg's Empire Strikes Back (and Makes a Profit)

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
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Barbie reports on Lloyds Banking Group's profit decline, tariff woes, and what it all means for your fabulous lifestyle. Spoiler: maybe less Dreamhouse upgrades this year? image

Lloyds Bank's Quarter One Earnings Take a Dip! Is it Time to Panic and Sell Our Dreamhouses?

Thu 01 May, 2025 09:25
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Barbie breaks down Lloyds Banking Group's profit dip, blaming Trump's tariffs and questioning if this means less Dreamhouse upgrades for everyone! image

Lloyds Banking Group's Profits Take a Tumble! Is Trump's Trade War to Blame? (Come On, Let's Go Party?)

Thu 01 May, 2025 09:25
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A whimsical look at the FTSE 100's slight stumble, European market closures, and the economic spells cast by the U.S. and Eurozone, all through the eyes of Professor Albus Dumbledore. image

FTSE's Wobbly Wand: A Dumbledorean Dip into the Markets

Thu 01 May, 2025 07:47
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Dr. Jones deciphers the UK's FTSE 100 surge amidst global economic uncertainties and offers tips to navigate the treacherous terrains of the stock market like a pro! image

Fortune and FTSE! Indy's Guide to Dodging Economic Booby Traps!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:19
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Shrek gives his two cents on McDonald's shaky sales, E. coli scares, and whether snack wraps can save the day. Get outta my swamp... and into the drive-thru? image

What's Happenin' at McDonald's? An Ogre's Eye View of McD's Earnings!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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Microsoft silences doubters with Azure's accelerating revenue growth, proving AI strategy is not terminated. image

Hasta la Vista, Bears! Microsoft's Azure Rises Like Skynet

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:43
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