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Auto giant Stellantis ditches its financial forecast faster than I ditch annoying questions, blaming trade policy uncertainty. Is this the part where I sing? image

Stellantis Pulls a Pinocchio: Financial Guidance Gets the Boot! (Somebody Get the Ogre)

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
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Turns out even robots can't predict the future when trade wars are involved. Stellantis cries 'uncertainty,' I cry for more beer! image

Bender's Take: Stellantis Ditches Forecasts Because Orange Man Bad (Again!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
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Starbucks reports disappointing earnings and sales, but hopes its 'Back to Starbucks' plan, less robots, and more baristas can save the day! Mmm, baristas! image

Doh! Starbucks in a Coffee Catastrophe! Turnaround Plan Needs More Dough-nuts!

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
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Gordon Ramsay dissects Snap's latest earnings report, finding a mixed bag of revenue gains overshadowed by economic uncertainties and a stock plummet. image

Snap's Earnings: More Like Crap! A Rightstate of Affairs!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:55
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Il Makiage and Spoiled Child's parent company, Oddity Tech, ain't sweatin' the tariff drama, boostin' outlook while others stress. Fo shizzle! image

Oddity Tech Smells Like Roses: Tariffs? We Rollin' Through 'Em!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:02
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Starbucks' recent quarterly results disappointed, but new CEO's plan shows promise. Rambo dives in with his unique perspective on the situation, blending market analysis with his signature survival skills. image

Starbucks Takes a Hit: Rambo's Take on Coffee Carnage!

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:06
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Starbucks faces declining sales and profit, but CEO claims 'Back to Starbucks' plan is brewing change. Is it enough to escape the Netherrealm of losses? image

GET OVER HERE...For Discounted Coffee? Starbucks' Turnaround Stalls!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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Honeywell reports a fantastic first quarter, leaving analysts stunned like Krillin after a Spirit Bomb. Stock soars, and even Jim Cramer is impressed! image

Honeywell Goes Super Saiyan! Earnings Blast Past Expectations!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:10
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Honeywell's first-quarter earnings exceeded expectations, but even Scorpion smells potential danger amidst tariff threats and volatile stock gains. image

Get Over Here, Profits! Honeywell's Q1 Earnings: A Victory... Or Is It?

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:47
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UPS navigates economic headwinds with job cuts and strategic shifts, while bracing for tariff impacts and Amazon's changing delivery landscape. image

UPS Serves Up a Surprise: Job Cuts, Tariff Troubles, and a Dash of Amazon Drama!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:15
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