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Etsy shares take a dive after mixed Q1 results, leaving investors feeling like they just wrestled a bear...and lost. image

Etsy's Big Kazoo! Stock Tumbles Like My Sister After Too Much Fermented Horse Milk!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:46
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Snap Inc. withholds Q2 guidance, citing 'uncertain macroeconomic environment,' leading to a stock plunge and broader social media market jitters. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

Snap's Stock Tanks: Macro Economics or Just Bad Snaps?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:59
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Master Chief reports on Microsoft's latest earnings, tariff troubles, and AI ambitions. Cortana, analyze! image

Microsoft's Fiscal Forecast: Need a Weapon?

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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Etsy's Q1 revenue surpasses expectations, navigating tariff storms and marketplace shifts with unexpected resilience. But is it all just code? image

Wake Up, Shoppers: Etsy Defies Gravity, Revenue Soars Beyond the Matrix!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:26
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Snap shares take a nosedive as the company withholds guidance, blaming macroeconomic headwinds. Time to reload! image

Snap's Pants Down! Uncertainty Bites Back!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:59
3 minutes to read

Pizza Hut's sales slump leaves a bad taste as Taco Bell shines, raising questions about leadership and the future of fast food empires. image

Yum Brands' Quarter: A Pizza the Action or a Recipe for Disaster? Heisenberg Weighs In

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
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Jinx here, reporting on how those boring grown-up tariff thingies are gonna make your awesome Adidas kicks cost more BOOORING! image

Adidas Screams: Tariffs are a Total Powder Keg, Gonna Blow Up Your Sneaker Prices!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:49
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In a surprising turn of events, UBS reports better-than-expected profits amidst tariff threats and regulatory scrutiny, leaving investors in a 'wait-and-see' mode. image

UBS Beats Expectations, But Dark Clouds Gather: Tariffs, Dragons, and 'Too Big to Fail' Woes!

Wed 30 April, 2025 07:30
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UBS scores big in investment banking, but ain't nobody safe from Uncle Sam's tariff tantrum, threatening global markets and the Swiss bank's smooth sailing. image

UBS Be Ballin' But Tariffs Threaten to Throw a Wrench in Their Swiss Chocolate Dreams!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:48
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The German auto giant faces a purr-plexing profit drop as U.S. tariffs throw a wrench into the global car fiesta. Will they land on their feet, or is this the end? image

Ay, Chihuahua! Volkswagen's Profit Takes a Tumble Amidst Trump's Tariff Tango!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:04
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