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The stock market's been on a roll, with tech giants like Microsoft and Meta leading the charge. But even with some unexpected twists, like Bezos selling Amazon shares, the overall outlook remains brighter than a freshly polished Golden Snitch. image

Accio Profits! Muggle Market Magic: A Week of Wonders (and a Few Dementors)

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:32
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Eaton's first quarter shines bright with solid earnings, but tariffs and AI model shifts raise questions, like a disturbance in the Force. image

Eaton's Force Strong, Yet Tariff Shadows Loom, Hmmm?

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:45
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The whisker-twitching truth about how tariff turmoil and wobbly wallets are giving tech giants a case of the gato blues. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's Trade Tango Trips Up Tech Titans!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:45
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DuPont's shares jumped after beating expectations in Q1, driven by electronics growth and a promising breakup plan despite tariff concerns. Now that's what I call a Waffle! image

DuPont's Q1 Earnings: Even a Donkey Can See the Sunshine!

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:22
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Rocky Balboa reports on Chevron slowing down share buybacks due to falling crude prices, proving even oil giants ain't immune to a little economic punch. image

Yo Adrian! Chevron's Buybacks Take a Body Blow!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:09
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Block (formerly Square) stock plunges after a disappointing earnings report, with analysts pointing fingers at Cash App's stagnant user growth and uncertain monetization strategy. Will Jack Dorsey pull off a miracle, or is this the beginning of the end? image

Block's Cash App Catastrophe: Is Jack Dorsey Cooking Up a Hail Mary or Just Burning the Tendies?

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
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Chevron's Q1 earnings take a nosedive amid falling oil prices and global economic headwinds, forcing a scaled-back stock repurchase plan. Time to adapt and survive, folks! image

Chevron's Profit Plunges! Is Big Oil About to Implode Like a Badly Packed Parachute?

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:27
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on ExxonMobil's recent plundering...err, earnings, where shiny black gold flows even as the gods of trade war conspire. image

Exxon's Treasure: More Shiny Rocks for the Allfather (and Shareholders)

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
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NatWest's Q1 profits skyrocket, fueled by strategic priorities and government stake reduction. Sounds like someone's planning something, and I don't like it. image

NatWest's Profits Surge: Are We Sure Skynet Isn't Involved?

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:24
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NatWest's Q1 profits surge 36%, government stake dwindles, and Tony Montana smells a sweet deal brewing. image

Say Hello To My Little Profits! NatWest's Bank Account Explodes!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:24
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