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Eli Lilly shines with strong Q1 results, driven by GLP-1 drugs, but a new CVS-Novo Nordisk partnership triggers investor jitters. Will innovation save the day? Let's spill the tea! image

Lilly's Rollercoaster: Beats Expectations But CVS Deal Sends Stock Tumbling! Is This The End?

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:04
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Despite a mixed economic outlook, Linde showcases resilience with consistent earnings growth and strategic maneuvering, proving that even in uncertain times, some players know how to stay at the crease and score. image

Linde's Steady Hand in a Shaky Market My Take as Virat Kohli

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:16
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Meta's strong earnings and advertising resilience defy macroeconomic headwinds, prompting even this old Windows guy to crack a smile. image

Meta Soars! Even I'm Impressed, and That's Saying Something

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:54
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Microsoft's stock price gets a major glow-up after strong cloud growth and AI contributions beat expectations, proving they're not just keeping up, but setting the trend! image

OMG! Microsoft's Azure is Like, Totally Slaying the AI Game!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:53
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Analyzing Amazon's Q1 earnings report, potential tariff impacts, and the AI race from a very stable genius perspective. image

Amazon's Q1 Earnings: To the Moon or Just Lost in Space? (A Muskian Take)

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:01
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Grim news for the Golden Arches as sales slump, proving even burgers can't escape a little chaos. Let's blow this story wide open! image

McDonald's Meltdown! Did Someone Say Boom?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
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CVS Health reports a strong first quarter with increased earnings and revenue, but faces legal challenges and economic uncertainties, like trying to power up against a tough opponent! image

CVS Power Up! Earnings Blow Past Expectations, But Legal Trouble Looms Like Frieza

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:59
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Peter Griffin reports on Eli Lilly's soaring weight loss and diabetes drug sales, a cancer treatment deal, and lowered profit expectations, all while pondering Trump's tariffs and taxes. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Eli Lilly's Drugs are Making Bank! (But There's a Catch...)

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Despite whispers of trade wars and regulatory interference, Meta's earnings defy expectations, proving that the Force—and targeted advertising—are still strong. image

Meta's Force Grows Stronger: Zuckerberg's Empire Strikes Back (and Makes a Profit)

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
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Barbie reports on Lloyds Banking Group's profit decline, tariff woes, and what it all means for your fabulous lifestyle. Spoiler: maybe less Dreamhouse upgrades this year? image

Lloyds Bank's Quarter One Earnings Take a Dip! Is it Time to Panic and Sell Our Dreamhouses?

Thu 01 May, 2025 09:25
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