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Despite economic headwinds and tariff uncertainties, Hugo Boss shares rise after a better-than-expected first quarter, leaving analysts and consumers cautiously optimistic. image

Hugo Boss Defies Gloom: A Stylish Recovery or Just a Draught of Living Death?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Peter Griffin reports on how Palantir, the AI software company, is raking in the cash and making some bold predictions, even if their stock took a bit of a nosedive after hours. image

Holy Crap Lois! Palantir's Making More Dough Than Carter Pewterschmidt!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:22
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Donald Duck reports on Alex Karp's quirky shareholder letter, filled with quotes, philosophy, and a whole lotta 'Weltanschauung'! image

Aw, Phooey! Palantir CEO Quacks Like a Philosopher!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:18
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Forrest Gump reports on Hims & Hers' wild ride: Profits up, expectations down, and new partners on the horizon, just like running across America! image

Hims & Hers: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:47
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Ford Motor Co. beats Q1 expectations but suspends its 2025 financial guidance due to hefty tariff impacts, proving that even robots can't escape economic woes. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tailpipe: Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc on Ford's Future!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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A look at Palantir's soaring revenues, driven by AI adoption and government contracts, through the wise eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Palantir's Prophecy Fulfilled: AI Boom Foretold!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:19
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Ford Motor Company navigates tricky financial waters, with tariffs threatening 2025 predictions, much like I navigate American customs with my 'cultural learnings'. image

Great Success or Very Naughty? Ford Faces Tariff Troubles Like Kazakhstan Faces Potassium Shortage!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
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Hermione Granger reports on a topsy-turvy start to the week in European markets, complete with Swiss surprises, Polish partnerships, and the usual dose of economic uncertainty. image

Oh, Honestly! European Markets Do the Hokey Pokey: A Muggle's Guide to Monday's Mayhem

Mon 05 May, 2025 07:53
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Berkshire Hathaway's Q1 earnings stumble, but the Oracle of Omaha's ship is still navigating uncertain waters with a mountain of cash. image

Great Kryptonite! Buffett's Berkshire Takes a Dip, But Still Soaring Higher Than a speeding bullet!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Berkshire Hathaway's Q1 2025 earnings dip, but the cash pile grows, leaving even MJ wondering what Buffett's next move will be. image

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Takes a Dunk: Even the Oracle Can't Predict the Tariff Game!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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