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Homer Simpson reports on Amazon's mixed quarterly results, cloud business, and future projections, all while craving donuts. image

DOH! Amazon's Numbers Go Up...Then Down? What's a Guy to Do?

Thu 01 May, 2025 23:25
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Amazon beats earnings estimates but faces tariff headwinds and uncertain forecasts. Could this be a job for a criminal lawyer? image

Amazon's Q1 Victory, Trump's Tariff Tango: Is Bezos Gonna Need Saul Goodman?

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
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Block's Q1 results miss expectations, stock takes a dive, and everyone's blaming the best President in history, me! image

Block's Bogus Numbers: Another Fake News Story!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:59
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Microsoft's stock soars as Azure's AI-powered growth beats expectations, proving that even in tech, a little bit of fabulous can go a long way. image

Microsoft's Cloud Nine: AI is the New Manolo Blahnik?

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:04
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Amazon reports strong Q1 results but provides cautious guidance for the future, leaving Wall Street in a state of 'flexible' anticipation. image

Amazon's Earnings: A Slice of Humble Pie or a Gluten-Free Victory?

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
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Priyanka Chopra dissects the latest market trends, Trump's tariff anxieties, and whether your Starbucks latte is safe, darling! image

From Wall Street to Wasabi: PC's Take on the Market Rollercoaster

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
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Airbnb reports mixed Q1 results with a disappointing revenue forecast, causing shares to dip and leaving investors wondering if the Force is still with them. image

This Is Not the Quarter We Were Looking For: Airbnb's Revenue Forecast Takes a Dive

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
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Your girl Kylie breaks down Amazon's latest cloud earnings, complete with a little shade, a dash of AI, and a whole lot of 'is that a wig?' moments. image

KyCloudRealness: Is Amazon Web Services Still the Reigning Queen?

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:21
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Despite macroeconomic murmurs and potential tariff troubles, Meta Platforms reports a surprising earnings surge, proving that even in the face of adversity, a little AI and a lot of users can conquer all... or at least make a decent profit. image

Meta's Machines Are Humming: Profit Soars Despite Trump Tariff Tantrums!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:04
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Companies planning spinoffs often see their stocks struggle, a phenomenon known as 'spin purgatory,' and even the CNBC Investing Club's portfolio isn't immune, but maybe a little Talk no Jutsu can fix it? image

Believe It! Wall Street's Spin Purgatory: Even the Rasengan Can't Break These Stocks!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:40
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