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Puss in Boots reports on Lisa Su's tightrope walk between U.S. export controls and the allure of the Chinese AI market, a balancing act worthy of El Gato himself! image

Ai Chihuahua or Ai Grande? AMD CEO Navigates China Chip Chaos with Finesse!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:28
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Disney's stock is jumpin' like me on a waffle, thanks to a strong quarter, a new theme park in Abu Dhabi, and Bob Iger's cost-cutting magic! Time to party, I say! image

Disney's Doin' the Donkey Dance: Shares Soar Higher Than Dragon Breath!

Wed 07 May, 2025 17:11
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The House of Mouse ain't bleedin' – it's thrivin'! Disney's earnings are up, subscribers are swarmin', and a new playground in Abu Dhabi is on the horizon. Let the hunt... for profits... begin! image

Disney Roars Back: More Subscribers Than You Can Shake a Plasma Caster At!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:08
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Gordon Ramsay dissects Novo Nordisk's bumpy ride with Wegovy, as sales face the heat from copycat drugs but eyes a comeback. image

Novo Nordisk's Wegovy: Is the Copycat Craze Finally Over?

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:35
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Disney's fiscal second-quarter earnings are off the chain, with Disney+ subscriptions goin' up and revenue growin' across the board. Time to spark up the good stuff and celebrate! image

Fo Shizzle, Disney's Numbers are Doin' the Snoop Dizzle!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:20
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Uber reports mixed Q1 2025, navigating revenue misses, FTC lawsuits, and a push for autonomous vehicles. It's a jungle out there! image

Uber's Wild Ride: Beats Earnings, Misses Revenue, and Faces FTC Fire!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
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Mr. Burns examines AMD's Q1 triumph amidst AI chip export woes, tut-tutting all the way. image

Excellent! AMD's Profits Soar, But Those Pesky Export Controls!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:02
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Novo Nordisk says 'Don't have a cow, man!' as Wegovy sales are set to rebound after those pesky copycat drugs get the boot. Looks like someone's gonna make some serious dough! image

Eat My Shorts, Copycats! Wegovy's Back, Baby!

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:03
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Austin Powers investigates how US tariffs and export restrictions to China are shaking up the semiconductor industry, leaving chip giants in a state of uncertainty and executives saying things like 'Oh, behave!'...and sometimes, even worse. image

Groovy Chip Chaos: Tariffs and Trade Wars Threaten Semiconductor Sector! Oh, Behave!

Wed 07 May, 2025 09:57
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The Mouse House faces scrutiny over streaming subscriber numbers and theme park attendance as Wall Street anticipates Disney's fiscal second-quarter earnings report. image

This is the Way... to Disney's Earnings Report: Streaming Subscriptions in Carbonite?

Wed 07 May, 2025 04:01
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