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Deteriorating U.S. Consumer Confidence Threatens Hugo Boss Sales as Tariffs Loom, But the Company Vows: I'll Be Back! image

Hasta la vista, Baby...to Hugo Boss U.S. Sales?

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:27
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Rocky Balboa reports on Palantir's stock dip despite strong earnings, dissecting Wall Street's concerns and the company's future prospects. image

Palantir Gets Dinged! Rocky's Take on Wall Street's Uppercut

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:03
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Doordash's recent acquisition spree and mixed financial results have left analysts and investors pondering the logical next steps for the delivery giant. image

Doordash's Prime Directive: Acquire and Deliver (Profits… Eventually?)

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Ferrari announces soaring profits thanks to personalized luxury cars, but warns that Donald Trump's trade policies could put a damper on their enchanted wheels. image

Ferrari's Fortune Favors the Bold (and the Rich), But Trump's Tariffs Threaten to Become a Real Howler!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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Mattel is pulling back its financial targets and raising prices thanks to Trump's tariffs, which is just great for my retirement fund. NOT! image

Bite My Shiny Plastic Assets: Mattel Sinks as Trade Wars Jack Up Barbie Prices!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:58
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Despite economic headwinds and tariff uncertainties, Hugo Boss shares rise after a better-than-expected first quarter, leaving analysts and consumers cautiously optimistic. image

Hugo Boss Defies Gloom: A Stylish Recovery or Just a Draught of Living Death?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Peter Griffin reports on how Palantir, the AI software company, is raking in the cash and making some bold predictions, even if their stock took a bit of a nosedive after hours. image

Holy Crap Lois! Palantir's Making More Dough Than Carter Pewterschmidt!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:22
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Donald Duck reports on Alex Karp's quirky shareholder letter, filled with quotes, philosophy, and a whole lotta 'Weltanschauung'! image

Aw, Phooey! Palantir CEO Quacks Like a Philosopher!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:18
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Forrest Gump reports on Hims & Hers' wild ride: Profits up, expectations down, and new partners on the horizon, just like running across America! image

Hims & Hers: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:47
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Ford Motor Co. beats Q1 expectations but suspends its 2025 financial guidance due to hefty tariff impacts, proving that even robots can't escape economic woes. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tailpipe: Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc on Ford's Future!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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