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Uber reports mixed Q1 2025, navigating revenue misses, FTC lawsuits, and a push for autonomous vehicles. It's a jungle out there! image

Uber's Wild Ride: Beats Earnings, Misses Revenue, and Faces FTC Fire!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
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Mr. Burns examines AMD's Q1 triumph amidst AI chip export woes, tut-tutting all the way. image

Excellent! AMD's Profits Soar, But Those Pesky Export Controls!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:02
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Novo Nordisk says 'Don't have a cow, man!' as Wegovy sales are set to rebound after those pesky copycat drugs get the boot. Looks like someone's gonna make some serious dough! image

Eat My Shorts, Copycats! Wegovy's Back, Baby!

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:03
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Austin Powers investigates how US tariffs and export restrictions to China are shaking up the semiconductor industry, leaving chip giants in a state of uncertainty and executives saying things like 'Oh, behave!'...and sometimes, even worse. image

Groovy Chip Chaos: Tariffs and Trade Wars Threaten Semiconductor Sector! Oh, Behave!

Wed 07 May, 2025 09:57
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The Mouse House faces scrutiny over streaming subscriber numbers and theme park attendance as Wall Street anticipates Disney's fiscal second-quarter earnings report. image

This is the Way... to Disney's Earnings Report: Streaming Subscriptions in Carbonite?

Wed 07 May, 2025 04:01
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Despite guidance hiccups, Electronic Arts' stock surges after crushing Q4 bookings estimates, proving that even in a world of existential dread, people still want to play video games. image

Glory to Mankind! (and EA's Stock): Electronic Arts Defies Logic with Stellar Earnings!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:08
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Super Micro's latest financial guidance misses expectations, leaving investors feeling like they've been hit with a thousand years of death! Tariffs and delayed commitments are to blame, says the company. image

Believe It! Super Micro's Guidance Takes a Rasengan to the Gut!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:58
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Electronic Arts reports surprisingly high fiscal fourth-quarter bookings, exceeding expectations and causing a stock surge, despite a minor first-quarter guidance warp speed wobble. image

EA's Bookings Soar Like a Klingon Bird-of-Prey: Logic Prevails!

Tue 06 May, 2025 20:14
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Coterra Energy shifts focus to natural gas amid oil price woes, faces operational snags, leading to stock sell-off – Oh, bother! image

Coterra's Oil Hiccup: Teddy's Picnic Ruined by Gas!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:23
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Even after strong earnings, Palantir's stock took a tumble, leaving investors wondering if it's time to say 'I knew you were trouble' to this AI darling. image

Palantir's Wild Ride: From 'On Fire' to Feeling the Burn (According to This Swiftie)

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:11
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