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Captain America analyzes Sam's Club's ambitious expansion plans, navigating tariffs and membership goals with a shield of humor. image

Sam's Club Doubles Down! Is Your Wallet Ready?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:37
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Borat investigates how President Trump's proposed tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals are causing panic among drugmakers and raising concerns about rising drug costs and supply chain disruptions in the United States. Chenqui! image

Trump Tariffs on Medicine! Is America Great Success or Great Failure!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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Rick Sanchez dissects the rising mortgage rates, potential Chinese financial warfare, and why your chances of owning a home are about to get schwifty. image

Mortgage Rates Screwed! Is China About to Ruin Your Dream Home?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:00
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Canada retaliates against US auto tariffs with carefully targeted levies, adding complexity to the North American auto industry and potentially impacting my global domination plans! image

Canada Strikes Back! Auto Tariff Wars Heat Up! Are My Evil Plans Doomed?

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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Walmart withdraws its Q1 operating income outlook due to tariff uncertainties, leaving investors in a state of 'Get Over Here!' level of panic. image

Walmart's Financials Up In Flames! Is the Retail Giant Doomed?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:25
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Jackie Chan comments on Delta Air Lines' decision to halt expansion plans due to disappointing bookings amid trade policy uncertainties. Is this the end of cheap flights?! image

Delta Air Lines Grounded?! Trade Wars Send Airline Industry Into a Tailspin!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
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The FDA's training division faces major cuts, leaving employees and healthcare professionals scrambling. Looks like somebody needs a hug...and maybe a new job! image

FDA Training Division Gets Donkey Kicked Outta the Swamp! Is Public Health in Peril?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) suffered a significant email breach, revealing sensitive financial data and prompting investigations and security overhauls. This is not the way. image

This Is The Way To Get Your Bank Hacked! OCC Email Breach Exposes Secrets!

Tue 08 April, 2025 20:00
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GM axes Cadillac XT6 production amid EV push, extends XT5 run due to 'strong customer demand.' A total Kris Jenner move! image

Cadillac Shuts Down XT6! Is This the End of Gas Cars?

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:52
3 minutes to read

A Minecraft Movie's massive debut has shaken up the box office, surpassing even the Super Mario Bros. Movie and injecting new life into the year's earnings. Let's-a go see what happened! image

Mama Mia! Did Minecraft Just Steal My Box Office Crown?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:46
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