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Mr. Bean investigates the potential health insurance chaos caused by changes to US healthcare, including possible Medicaid cuts and new work requirements. Oh dear! image

Mr. Bean's Big Wobbly Worries About Trump's 'Beautiful' Bill!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:09
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Constellation Brands feels the burn as Trump-era tariffs impact beer sales, but they're still clinging to that 2026 forecast like I cling to survival. image

Hasta la Vista, Baby... to Constellation Brands Profits? Trump Tariffs Hit Beer Sales!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:53
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A comprehensive analysis, from a superior intellect, of the proposed healthcare bill and its potentially disastrous consequences for millions of Americans, rural hospitals, and the very fabric of our socio-economic structure. Prepare for a quantum leap in understanding... or just mild confusion. image

Bazinga! Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill" Decimates Healthcare, Millions Face Existential Dread (and No Insurance!)

Tue 01 July, 2025 19:57
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Goku reports on how climate change is pummeling U.S. infrastructure, leaving it weaker than Yamcha after a Saibaman explosion! image

Kamehame-HA-ZARD! Is Our Infrastructure Power Level...Under 9000?!

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:24
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Peter Griffin reports on Ford's surprising sales surge, fueled by trucks and slightly-less-electric vehicles, while pondering if this means he can finally afford that solid gold toilet. image

Holy Crap Lois! Ford is Selling Trucks Like Hotcakes!

Tue 01 July, 2025 15:47
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The English Premier League partners with Microsoft to infuse artificial intelligence into the world's most popular football league, promising a new era of fan engagement and technological advancement. image

Football and the Future: Can AI Save the Beautiful Game?

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:00
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Luxury retail faces unexpected downturn, but jewelry sales shine like Scorpion's vengeance; handbags are about as exciting as Sub-Zero's small talk. image

Get Over Here... and Buy Some Jewels! Luxury Spending is Down, But Bling is UP!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:00
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NASA's space exploration content lands on Netflix, expanding its reach across the galaxy...err, world. image

Netflix Awakens to the Force of NASA

Mon 30 June, 2025 18:49
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Faster than a speeding bullet, the WNBA expands to Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia, promising more slam dunks and shattered backboards! image

Great Hera! The WNBA Takes Flight with Three New Teams!

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:34
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Moderna's new flu vaccine, which shows stronger immune response in trials, paving the way for combination flu and Covid shots. Is it better than me? Maybe. image

Siiiii! Moderna's Flu Vaccine Scores a Goal! Better Than the Rest, Like CR7!

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
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