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Heineken is whining about tariffs, which could mean less money for them and potentially, higher prices for ME! Cartman is not happy. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Not Buying Heineken Anymore! Tariff Troubles Hit My Favorite Beer!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:20
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Wall Street banks report record stock trading profits thanks to market volatility during the first quarter of Trump's presidency, leaving smaller banks in a precarious position. image

Trump's Wall Street Bonanza! Did He Plan This All Along?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:30
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The government is talking about shrinking food assistance, and Luffy is not happy about it! Less food for nakama means big trouble. image

Meat on the Bone Gone?! Big Food Fight Over Food Stamps!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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A surge in car sales fueled by tariff fears is depleting vehicle inventories, potentially leading to a future automotive drought. image

Car Apocalypse Now! Are Tariffs Driving Us to a Vehicle Extinction Event?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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JPMorgan Chase is suing customers who exploited the 'infinite money glitch,' highlighting the bank's determination to recover funds and deter future fraud. image

Infinite Money Glitch Turns Into Infinite Lawsuits! JPMorgan Chase Bites Back!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:19
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United Airlines juggles recession fears with profit forecasts, cutting some flights while premium and international bookings soar like me chasing meat! image

Shishishi! United Airlines Predicts the Future...Or Maybe Not!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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Wonder Woman reports on United Airlines' strategic shift to cut domestic flights amidst fluctuating travel demands, focusing on international routes and premium bookings. image

Is United Airlines Grounding Your Vacation Plans?! Find Out Now!

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:04
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Universal's groundbreaking Epic Universe park is set to open in Orlando, potentially reshaping the tourism landscape and sparking economic growth, but will it outshine even the Magic Kingdom? image

Dreamhouse Alert! Is Universal's Epic Universe About to Steal Disney's Crown?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:00
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Monkey D. Luffy reports on Citigroup's surprisingly good first-quarter earnings, despite those gloomy whispers about the economy, leaving everyone wondering if they found One Piece! image

Shishishi! Citi's Treasure Chest Overflowing With Doubloons!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:26
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Bank of America's first-quarter earnings defy expectations, fueled by net interest income and trading revenue, proving that even in a potentially doom-filled economy, money can still be made! image

Good News Everyone! Bank of America Prints Money Like I Print Inventions!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:12
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