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Target CEO Brian Cornell caves and meets with Al Sharpton amidst DEI controversy and boycott threats, while store traffic plummets and revenue stagnates. Is this the end of Target as we know it? image

Target Surrenders to the Woke Mob?! Is Al Sharpton Calling the Shots Now?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:09
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Nissan aims to boost production in the U.S. amidst tariff threats, sparking global domination... or at least a decent profit! image

Nissan's Evil Plan To Dominate America! Will Austin Powers Stop Them?

Wed 16 April, 2025 19:00
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Trump's latest tariffs on medical devices and protective gear are causing a rift in the medical community, with device makers pushing for exemptions and PPE manufacturers relishing the boost, potentially increasing costs for hospitals and patients. image

Get Over Here and Pay Up! Trump's Tariffs Squeeze Hospitals, While Some PPE Makers Laugh All the Way to the Bank!

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:46
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Jackie Chan investigates how Wall Street banks scored record profits in stock trading amidst Trump's economic rollercoaster! image

Wall Street Pulls Off Epic Heist! Is This a Police Story Sequel?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:14
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Heineken is whining about tariffs, which could mean less money for them and potentially, higher prices for ME! Cartman is not happy. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Not Buying Heineken Anymore! Tariff Troubles Hit My Favorite Beer!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:20
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Wall Street banks report record stock trading profits thanks to market volatility during the first quarter of Trump's presidency, leaving smaller banks in a precarious position. image

Trump's Wall Street Bonanza! Did He Plan This All Along?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:30
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The government is talking about shrinking food assistance, and Luffy is not happy about it! Less food for nakama means big trouble. image

Meat on the Bone Gone?! Big Food Fight Over Food Stamps!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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A surge in car sales fueled by tariff fears is depleting vehicle inventories, potentially leading to a future automotive drought. image

Car Apocalypse Now! Are Tariffs Driving Us to a Vehicle Extinction Event?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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JPMorgan Chase is suing customers who exploited the 'infinite money glitch,' highlighting the bank's determination to recover funds and deter future fraud. image

Infinite Money Glitch Turns Into Infinite Lawsuits! JPMorgan Chase Bites Back!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:19
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United Airlines juggles recession fears with profit forecasts, cutting some flights while premium and international bookings soar like me chasing meat! image

Shishishi! United Airlines Predicts the Future...Or Maybe Not!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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