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President Trump resurrects his 'most favored nation' policy to lower drug costs, aiming to align U.S. prices with international rates, stirring controversy and pharmaceutical industry pushback. Mwahahaha! image

Rrrrrevival of the Most Favored Nation Policy: Will Trump's Drug Price Cut Be Less Than One Million Dollars?

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:44
2 minutes to read

Legacy media companies face economic headwinds and increased competition, relying on live sports and data-driven advertising to secure commitments during the annual Upfronts. image

Goal! Media Giants Sweat as Ad Dollars Dribble Away: Can the Upfronts Save the Game?

Sun 11 May, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

Walgreens is getting more robot helpers to fill prescriptions, hoping to make things easier for everyone and maybe even give out more candy! Just kidding... maybe! image

Shishishi! Walgreens Gets Super Robots to Fill Our Medicine!?

Sun 11 May, 2025 12:00
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A rare, custom-made 1999 platinum Rolex Daytona is set to be auctioned at Sotheby's Geneva, with potential earnings reaching $1.7 million. Collectors are losing their minds, almost as much as I lost it when they discontinued neutron cream. image

Bazinga! A Platinum Rolex Daytona Heads to Auction, Possibly More Valuable Than My Comic Book Collection!

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth reports on ESPN's shocking decision to name their new all-access streaming service 'ESPN,' a move so bold it's almost…stupid? image

Good News Everyone! ESPN Rebrands Streaming Service as... ESPN!

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:10
2 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on why folks are sticking to their rentals like rum to a pirate, and what it means for treasure-seeking landlords. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Renters Cling to Their Apartments Like a Barnacle to a Ship!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:54
3 minutes to read

Another Newark airport outage reveals the urgent need for air traffic control upgrades, or maybe just a roundhouse kick to the system. image

Air Traffic Control Loses to Darkness: A Chuck Norris Commentary

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:48
2 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on the impending art auction showdown in New York, where a billion-dollar question hangs in the balance: will the art market rebound, or will it fade into the shadows? image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: Art Market Faces Billion-Dollar Test, Can It Pass?

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:06
4 minutes to read

Teal Health's new at-home test offers a beacon of hope, making cervical cancer screening more accessible than ever before! image

By the Hylia! A Wand to Vanquish Cervical Cancer!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:24
3 minutes to read

Ferrero's betting big on the U.S. market with peanut-infused Nutella, squared Rochers, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored Tic Tac. Is this innovation or a bloody mess waiting to happen? image

Nutella Goes Nuts! Ferrero's American Invasion: A Culinary Catastrophe or Genius?

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read