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The FDA is phasing out petroleum-based synthetic dyes, potentially changing the vibrant colors of popular snacks and drinks. Will this make us all healthier, or just less visually stimulated? image

Good News Everyone! Are Your Favorite Foods About to Become Less... Radioactive?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:22
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Amidst market turmoil, a colossal $110 million penthouse hits the New York market, sparking interest among the ultra-wealthy who remain unfazed by economic instability. image

Is This $110 Million Penthouse Worthy of a GOD?! New York's Insane Real Estate!

Tue 22 April, 2025 17:30
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That tennis dude, Andre Agassi, is slumming it with the pickleballers, teaming up with some girl named Anna Leigh Waters. It's gonna be televised, so get your Cheesy Poofs ready. image

Screw Tennis! Andre Agassi Ditches Racket for Pickleball! Respect My Authoritah!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:00
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Fruitist, formerly Agrovision, surpasses $400 million in sales with its long-lasting jumbo blueberries, considering an IPO amidst trade tensions and healthy snacking trends. image

Berry Good News! Has This Fruit Company Cracked the Code to Eternal Blueberries?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:17
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High-net-worth Americans are increasingly opening Swiss bank accounts to diversify their portfolios amidst concerns about the weakening dollar and political instability in the U.S. image

Say My Name! Wealthy Americans Fleeing to Switzerland? Is the Dollar Really Cooked?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 13:00
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Tariffs imposed by the U.S. are causing a stir among Canadian businesses, leading to retaliatory measures and a potential erosion of trust in the trading relationship between the two nations. image

Alas, Tariffs! Is the US-Canada Trade Friendship Broken Beyond Repair?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 12:00
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Chinese tea chain Chagee experiences a successful Nasdaq debut, planning US expansion amidst US-China trade tensions. image

Chagee Tea Stock Soars to New Heights! Is it Stronger Than My Lasso of Truth?

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:39
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Target CEO Brian Cornell meets with Rev. Al Sharpton amidst boycott threats and DEI program adjustments, raising questions about corporate strategy and commitment to social justice. image

Target Caves to Woke Mob? Or is it a Diabolical Scheme!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:59
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American Express reports strong Q1 growth fueled by younger spenders, despite economic uncertainty, suggesting resilience among its affluent customer base. image

American Express Cardholders Defy Economic Doom! Are They from Cybertron?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:00
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A Vulcan analysis of Netflix's latest earnings report, revealing a surprising resilience to economic downturns, or perhaps a carefully constructed illusion. image

Netflix Defies Economic Logic Is the Streaming Giant Immune to Reality?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:45
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