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Comcast navigates a shifting landscape, grappling with broadband losses while mobile surges and Peacock spreads its wings. A delicate dance between old and new economies. image

Comcast Losing Control?! Is This the End of Broadband as We Know It!

Thu 24 April, 2025 11:44
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Indiana Jones investigates Bristol Myers Squibb's surprising Q1 earnings, cost-cutting strategies, and its quest for growth in the face of patent expirations and tariff threats! image

Bristol Myers Squibb's Treasure Map! Higher Profits and a Chinese Puzzle!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:05
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Procter & Gamble reports mixed quarterly results, anticipates price hikes due to tariffs and consumer slowdown, and cuts its full-year forecast. Could this mean tough times for consumers? Or just another Tuesday? image

Eh What's Up With P and G's Profits Doc They're Dropping Like Carrots!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:20
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A sharp analysis of American Airlines' financial woes, leisure travel decline, and strategic missteps, penned by yours truly, Sherlock Holmes. image

Elementary My Dear Airline Industry What Plagues American Airlines!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:06
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Rick Sanchez analyzes PepsiCo's mixed quarterly results, blaming everything on tariffs, economic volatility, and those damn cautious consumers. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image

PepsiCo Just Screwed the Pooch! Is Your Soda Habit About to Get Schwifty?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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Alaska Airlines warns of softer travel demand impacting earnings, leaving Wall Street analysts scratching their heads like Donkey trying to understand quantum physics. image

What's Up With Alaska Airlines? Are They Lost in the Swamp?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
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Iron Man breaks down Chipotle's recent financial dip, blaming weather, the economy, and maybe just a slight lack of Stark-level innovation. image

Chipotle's Burrito Blues! Is the Economy Too Spicy for Your Lunch?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
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Southwest Airlines announces capacity reductions and struggles with economic uncertainty, Katniss Everdeen investigates the airline's future and finds the odds are NOT in their favor. image

Southwest Airlines CAPITOL DOWNFALL?! Is District 13 Travel Cheaper Than This?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:56
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President Trump considers tariff exemptions for automakers, offering potential relief to the industry amidst mounting concerns over rising costs and jeopardized production. image

Tariff Relief For Automakers! Is Trump Finally Listening to the Beet Farmers?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:29
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Asmongold reacts to Chipotle's disappointing Q1 earnings, blaming the weather, the economy, and maybe even the Bald man himself! image

Chipotle is DYING! Are We Gonna Have to Eat Somewhere Else?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
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