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Dollar General stock's unexpected surge under Trump's second term, fueled by economic uncertainty and a dash of good ol' retail madness. Get ready for some anarchy! image

Why So Serious, Dollar General? Trump, Tariffs, and a Whole Lotta Chaos!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:39
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Yum Brands' earnings are in, and while Taco Bell is hotter than Bonnie Swanson in a bikini, Pizza Hut is colder than Lois's reaction to my advances! Giggity! image

Giggity! Pizza Hut Flops While Taco Bell Rings My Bell!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
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Goku here, reporting on how those pricey weight-loss pills might actually save employers some Zeni (money!) in the long run by making folks healthier. It's like training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, but for your wallet! image

Kamehame-HEALTH! Are Weight Loss Drugs Like a Super Saiyan Bargain?

Wed 30 April, 2025 10:00
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Novo Nordisk partners with telehealth providers to expand access to Wegovy, as compounded versions face legal restrictions, but will this really help people? image

By Hera! Wegovy Weight Loss Drug Goes Telehealth - Is This a Golden Lasso of Truth or Another Deception?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:23
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President Trump rolls back some auto tariffs, leaving the car industry both relieved and slightly terrified. Mwahahaha! image

Rrrrevealing Trump's Tariff Tweak: Is It a Pinky Promise or a Real Deal for the Auto Industry?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:19
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President Trump adjusts automotive tariffs, offering some relief to automakers while navigating regulatory uncertainty and cost increases. image

Trump Softens Auto Tariffs: More Than Meets the Eye?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:19
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Oddity Tech raises its financial outlook for 2025, demonstrating remarkable growth and resilience amidst industry-wide tariff concerns, leaving competitors to logically conclude: 'fascinating.' image

Oddity Defies Gravity: Beauty Tech Firm Soars Past Tariff Turbulence!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:02
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The coffee giant faces headwinds as it attempts a magical turnaround, battling tariffs, bean prices, and the dark arts of automation. image

Starbucks' 'Back to Basics' Potion: A Brew-Haha or a Bewitching Turnaround?

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
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Ace Ventura investigates Starbucks' recent earnings slump and their 'Back to Starbucks' plan to perk things up! image

Allllrighty Then! Starbucks in a Latte Trouble, But a Turnaround is Brewing!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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Iron Man weighs in on JetBlue's quest for a new airline partnership amidst legal battles and competitive pressures, possibly with United Airlines. image

JetBlue Needs a Wingman: Stark's Take on Airline Alliances

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:03
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