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Donald Duck reports on CVS Health's plan to prioritize Wegovy for weight loss, potentially making it more affordable for Caremark members, but will they share the savings? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! image

Aw, Phooey! Wegovy Weight Loss Drug Gets a 'Preferred' Status at CVS! Quack!

Thu 01 May, 2025 10:31
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Builders Vision, backed by Walmart heir Lukas Walton, appoints Noelle Laing as CIO, focusing on clean energy, food sustainability, and ocean health. Looks like someone's makin' shrimp boats! image

And Just Like That, a Woman Gets the Top Job: Billionaire Walton Chooses Noelle Laing as Investment Chief!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:25
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A look at the intersection of high-net-worth individuals, equestrian investments, and why even a Metaverse mogul like me is staying out of the stable...for now. image

Kentucky Derby: Horses, High Finance, and Why I'm Not Betting on Them (Yet)

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:00
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Eli Lilly's Q1 earnings soar on weight loss drug demand, but profit guidance dips amid acquisition costs and tariff uncertainties. A battle against biological and political chaos, if you will. image

Eli Lilly's Weight Loss Revolution: Taming the Chaos Dragon of Obesity (and Tariffs!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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CVS Health reports earnings that beat expectations, but legal woes and market caution keep the Queen of Blades on her toes. image

CVS Health Surges Ahead! Or Are They Just Hatching a New Scheme?

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:59
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General Motors adjusts its 2025 earnings guidance downwards due to President Trump's auto tariffs, but CEO Mary Barra remains optimistic about adapting and strengthening the supply chain. image

GM's Got the Blues? Trump's Tariffs Hit Earnings Like a Neuralyzer to the Wallet!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:11
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McDonald's reports a surprising dip in U.S. sales, marking their biggest domestic decline since the pandemic's early days, while international markets offer mixed results. image

The McFlurry's Over: McDonald's Sales Take a Tumble, Shaken, Not Stirred!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
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Your friendly neighborhood genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist breaks down McDonald's expected Q1 earnings report, complete with snark and a side of Stark sass. image

Even Iron Man Gets the McBlues: McDonald's Q1 Earnings Preview!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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Ford CEO Jim Farley welcomes tariff adjustments but says more is needed to boost the U.S. auto industry, echoing, 'I'll be back,' for further policy improvements. image

Hasta la Vista, Baby: Trump's Tariff Tweaks Give Ford a Fighting Chance

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:25
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Rocky Balboa reports on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s controversial cuts to minority health offices within the Department of Health and Human Services, potentially widening health disparities in the U.S. image

Yo Adrian! RFK Jr. Throwin' Body Blows to Minority Health Programs!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:37
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