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Novak Djokovic dissects American Express's Q1 report, highlighting the spending habits of the wealthy and the surprising surge in Millennial and Gen Z transactions, all while dodging Trump's tariff volleys! image

American Express Reveals SHOCKING Spending Secrets! Are YOU Rich Enough?

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:50
4 minutes to read

Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splash on the Nasdaq with a successful IPO and plans to expand to the U.S., defying trade tensions. image

Chagee Tea Soars Like Rocket in America! Is This New Favorite Thing?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
1 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Eli Lilly's obesity pill trial results, offering a cynical yet insightful perspective on the pharmaceutical world's latest development in the weight loss and diabetes market. Spoiler alert: it involves science, profits, and probably some interdimensional side effects. image

Holy Schnikes! Lilly's New Weight Loss Pill: The Schwifty Scoop You Need!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:49
3 minutes to read

UnitedHealth Group's stock plunges 20% after profit forecast slashed due to soaring medical costs in Medicare Advantage plans. Other insurers feel the pain. I'll be back...to analyze this mess. image

Hasta la vista, profits! UnitedHealth Stock Gets Terminated!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:18
2 minutes to read

Netflix's first-quarter earnings report signals a shift in strategy, focusing on revenue over subscriber counts amidst market volatility, while competitors face challenges. image

Netflix Ditching Subscriber Numbers?! Yo Adrian, Did We Win?

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Saul Goodman reports on Eli Lilly's new daily obesity pill, orforglipron, which shows promise in weight loss and diabetes management, potentially shaking up the market with a needle-free alternative. image

Needles are Out Pills are In! Eli Lilly's New Weight Loss Pill is a Game Changer!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:53
3 minutes to read

Target CEO Brian Cornell caves and meets with Al Sharpton amidst DEI controversy and boycott threats, while store traffic plummets and revenue stagnates. Is this the end of Target as we know it? image

Target Surrenders to the Woke Mob?! Is Al Sharpton Calling the Shots Now?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:09
3 minutes to read

Nissan aims to boost production in the U.S. amidst tariff threats, sparking global domination... or at least a decent profit! image

Nissan's Evil Plan To Dominate America! Will Austin Powers Stop Them?

Wed 16 April, 2025 19:00
2 minutes to read

Trump's latest tariffs on medical devices and protective gear are causing a rift in the medical community, with device makers pushing for exemptions and PPE manufacturers relishing the boost, potentially increasing costs for hospitals and patients. image

Get Over Here and Pay Up! Trump's Tariffs Squeeze Hospitals, While Some PPE Makers Laugh All the Way to the Bank!

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:46
2 minutes to read

Jackie Chan investigates how Wall Street banks scored record profits in stock trading amidst Trump's economic rollercoaster! image

Wall Street Pulls Off Epic Heist! Is This a Police Story Sequel?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:14
3 minutes to read