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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on Chipotle's new Adobo Ranch launch, a bold move to reignite sales and conquer the taste buds of America, one spicy dip at a time. image

Siiiuuu! Even I, Cristiano Ronaldo, Can't Resist Chipotle's New Adobo Ranch!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:09
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Billionaires are ditching their yachts (maybe) to invest in nuclear energy startups, betting on a future powered by miniature nuclear batteries and AI-fueled power demands. What could possibly go wrong? image

Higher, Further, Faster... Into Nuclear Energy! Even Billionaires Need a Power Source!

Thu 05 June, 2025 13:00
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Hulk reports on how tariffs could make your clothes and shoes cost more, and why retailers are trying not to make Hulk ANGRY by raising prices. image

Hulk SMASH Tariffs! Prices UP, Consumers ANGRY!

Thu 05 June, 2025 14:47
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The NBA's sponsorship revenue skyrockets, fueled by jersey patches, new arenas, and star power, but can it outshine the NFL? image

NBA Scores Big with $1.62 Billion in Sponsorships: Is This America's New Favorite Pastime?

Thu 05 June, 2025 15:11
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Young millionaires are poised to inherit trillions and are ready to ditch their parents' old-fashioned wealth managers for digital platforms, crypto investments, and luxury concierge services. image

Wealth Transfer Tsunami! Millionaire Kids Ditch Daddy's Money Men for Crypto and Concierge!

Thu 05 June, 2025 14:25
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Brown-Forman's earnings went south faster than Morty trying to understand quantum physics, thanks to tariffs, weak sales, and the general crappiness of the universe. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Jack Daniel's Stock Tanks Harder Than I Do After a Bender

Thu 05 June, 2025 15:38
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Automakers grapple with EV uncertainty, shifting strategies, and a potential ICE comeback, while China's market implodes. I'll be back... with the full report. image

Hasta la Vista, EV Dreams? Auto Industry Faces Judgement Day

Thu 05 June, 2025 16:57
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Disney Parks Flex Economic Muscle, Dropping a $67 Billion Bomb on the US Economy! A New Report Shows How Disney Keeps America on Its Feet, Even if Ticket Prices Make You Wanna Holler 'Yo Adrian!' image

Yo Adrian! Disney's Punching Our Economy With $67 Billion Knockout!

Thu 05 June, 2025 15:59
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Stellantis resurrects the legendary Hemi V-8 for Ram 1500 trucks after admitting their attempt to force efficient engines on customers was a colossal screw-up. Asmongold reacts. image

Hemi's Back, Baby! Ram Admits Their Mistake and I'm Here For It!

Thu 05 June, 2025 18:24
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Procter & Gamble is laying off 7,000 employees due to restructuring and tariff pressures, but hey, at least someone's getting a discount on diapers! image

P&G Cuts 7,000 Jobs?! Time to Buy Everyone a Yacht!

Thu 05 June, 2025 18:12
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