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FanDuel slaps a 50-cent surcharge on bets in Illinois due to new taxes, leaving bettors feeling like tributes in a rigged game. image

FanDuel's New Gamble: Are Illinois Bettors About to Face Their Own Hunger Games?

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:55
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Dwight Schrute reports on the seismic shift in vaccine policy as HHS Secretary Kennedy axes the ACIP, raising concerns about public health and the future of immunization. image

Beet Farmer Fury: HHS Secretary Kennedy Decapitates Vaccine Advisory Board!

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:24
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James Bond investigates the recent staff reductions at Paramount Global, uncovering a plot of macroeconomic headwinds and media mergers. image

Paramount's 'License to Layoff': A Bond's-Eye View of Corporate Restructuring

Tue 10 June, 2025 11:45
3 minutes to read

Disney just shelled out $438.7 million to Comcast for full ownership of Hulu, and I'm here to break it down like we're giving away Lambos! image

Disney Drops a HUGE Bag on Hulu! (MrBeast Style)

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:29
2 minutes to read

HHS Secretary Kennedy wipes the slate clean on vaccine advisory panel, raising eyebrows and sparking debate. Is this progress, or just another beautiful song sung by a broken record? image

Humanity Retires! Vaccine Panel Gets System Update (and a Personality Reset)

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:31
4 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on Merck's FDA-approved Enflonsia shot, promising to shield little ducklings from RSV, just in time for the sniffle season! image

Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Merck's New Shot to the Rescue! No More Raspy Sniffles!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:13
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Jackie Chan reports on Walmart's OnePay partnering with Synchrony to launch new credit cards, aiming to serve millions and create a transparent, rewarding experience. Looks like they are trying to do some 'Operation Condor' level expansion into the financial services! image

Walmart's New Credit Card Kung Fu: OnePay and Synchrony Team Up!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:29
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates Warner Bros. Discovery's shocking split and what it means for the future of TNT Sports and your precious sports fix. image

Alllllrighty Then! Warner Bros. Splitsville: Is This the End of Sports on HBO Max?

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:07
2 minutes to read

WBD announces a split into two companies by 2026, leaving us all wondering if they're just trying to avoid another 'Batgirl' situation. image

Warner Bros. Discovery: More Like Warner Bros. Disappearing, Am I Right?

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:58
3 minutes to read

Virat Kohli weighs in on Elevate's massive $500 million investment fund aimed at revolutionizing college sports revenue generation, complete with premium experiences and NIL opportunities. It's like hitting a cover drive for six, folks! image

Elevate's Half Billion Dollar Bazooka: Leveling Up College Sports, One Stadium at a Time!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:00
4 minutes to read