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China eases rare earth export restrictions for US and European auto giants amidst supply chain concerns, but some are questioning if it's just a 'Breaking Bad' move to divert attention. image
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China Throws a Lifeline to US and European Carmakers: Is It a Real Deal or Just a Smokescreen?

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 07:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Automotive giants face potential shutdowns as China's rare earth export restrictions tighten their grip, threatening global supply chains and accelerating the search for alternative materials. As I always say, 'Imagination is more important than knowledge,' and right now, we need a whole lot of imagination to get out of this mess! image
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Rare Earth Crisis! Is China Bending Spacetime in the Auto Industry?

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 05:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos zone! China's EV market is going BOOM with price wars, and even the top dogs are starting to sweat. Buckle up, buttercups, it's gonna be a wild ride! image
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China's EV Price War: Is This Just the Appetizer? (Spoiler Alert: Kaboom!)

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 03:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Elon Musk's Tesla faces a major stock drop after clashing with President Trump over EV policies, sparking a fiery exchange reminiscent of a Saiyan showdown. image
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Tesla's Stock Takes a Kamehameha-Sized Hit: Did Trump Just Power Up?

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 21:16
  • 2 minutes to read
Stellantis resurrects the V-8 Hemi engine for Ram 1500 trucks after admitting ditching it was a HUGE mistake, like that time I tried to build a rollercoaster in the backyard. image
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Holy Crap Lois! The Hemi's Back! Ram Admits They Screwed Up Big Time!

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 18:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on the automotive industry's wild ride through EV uncertainty, Chinese market chaos, and a return to good ol' gas guzzlers! WAK! image
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Aw, Phooey! Car Industry's Gone Cuckoo! EV Plans? More Like Ee-Vaporating!

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 16:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Forrest Gump reports on the surprising fall-out between Trump and Musk, from buddies to online enemies, faster than you can say 'box of chocolates'. image
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Elon and Donald: Like Peas and Carrots... Until They Weren't!

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 07:43
  • 3 minutes to read
A humorous take on the Elon Musk-Donald Trump feud and its impact on Tesla's stock, viewed through the eyes of a certain tech billionaire. image
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Tesla's Wild Ride: From Trump Tantrums to Investor Zen

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 20:28
  • 3 minutes to read
A public feud between Trump and Musk sends Tesla's market cap plummeting, leaving investors questioning the stability of the EV giant. image
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Chaos Theory in Action: Trump vs. Musk and the Tesla Tumble

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 09:56
  • 4 minutes to read
The Manheim Used Vehicle Value Index shows a slight dip in used car prices, but overall costs remain higher than last year. Is it a market correction or a clever feint by the Swarm? image
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Used Car Prices Retreat: Zerg Rush on Deals, or Just a Temporary Burrow?

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 16:06
  • 3 minutes to read

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