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Antonio Filosa takes the reins at Stellantis, facing challenges and a need to channel the spirit of Sergio Marchionne to revive the automaker. image
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Wah Wah Wee Wah! New Stellantis Boss Man Needs More Than Mankini To Fix Car Mess!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Antonio Filosa takes the reins at Stellantis, hoping to channel the spirit of Sergio Marchionne and not totally botch the car company equivalent of a Meeseeks box. image
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Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! New Stellantis CEO Tries Not to Screw Everything Up!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia reports on Tesla's first grid-scale battery plant deal in China, offering a satirical look at the economics, politics, and potential monsters lurking in the fine print. image
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Tesla Plugs Into China: A Witcher's Take on Elon's Electric Gambit

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 15:47
  • 3 minutes to read
Indiana Jones reports on Elon Musk's driverless debut, facing regulatory hurdles and safety concerns in the Texas heat. image
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Tesla's Robotaxis in Austin: Fortune and Glory... Or Just Another Snake Pit?

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 14:16
  • 5 minutes to read
Japan's been prepping for a supply chain showdown, dodging China's mineral monopoly like I dodge Vi's fists. But is it enough boom for the buck? image
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China's Got My Magnets! Japan's Rare Earth Rumble!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 08:56
  • 3 minutes to read
The Senate Finance Committee's tax package offers auto loan interest deductions, but used car buyers might find themselves on the wrong side of the net. image
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Senate's Auto Loan Tax Break: A 'New' Game or a Faulty Serve for Used Car Buyers?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 17:33
  • 4 minutes to read
Amazon-backed Zoox ramps up robotaxi production in its new Hayward facility, aiming for a commercial rollout later this year, but faces stiff competition from Waymo and Tesla. image
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Zoox's Robotaxi Revolution: Is It Relatively Autonomous or Absolutely Absurd?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 16:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Waymo's bringing its self-driving cars to NYC, but hold your horses, Powder Monkeys – there's a human at the wheel... for now! image
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Waymo's Wild Ride: New York, Get Ready for... Humans Driving?!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 16:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Borat reports on Ram Trucks' new 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty, a move to make truck buyers say 'Chenqui!' image
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Jagshemash! Ram Trucks Now Offering Warranty Longer Than My Cousin's Undies!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 04:01
  • 2 minutes to read
Rumors of Tesla halting Cybertruck and Model Y production in Austin spark concern, while robotaxi launch faces protests and safety questions. Time to accessorize with caution! image
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Tesla's Production Pause: Is This Kenough to Worry About?!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 20:04
  • 2 minutes to read

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