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Former Nikola CEO Trevor Milton, convicted of defrauding investors, receives a full pardon from Donald Trump, sparking outrage and raising questions about justice. image
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Will Smith Just Saw the Craziest Pardon Ever! You Won't Believe Who Got Off Scot-Free!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 02:36
  • 2 minutes to read
A judge has ruled that a class-action lawsuit against Elon Musk can proceed, alleging he misled Twitter shareholders before his takeover. Has this gato finally caught the canary? image
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Holy Guacamole! Elon Musk in Hot Water Again!?

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 00:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey reports on how potential tariffs could make buying a car harder than finding a parking spot in Duloc, leaving folks dreamin' of alternative transportation. image
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Car Prices Going UP! Are We All Gonna Be Riding Dragons Now?!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 12:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Luxury carmaker Aston Martin gets a financial boost from Chairman Lawrence Stroll and the sale of a Formula One stake, averting disaster... for now. I'll still take the beer. image
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Aston Martin Saved by Money! Is James Bond Buying One?!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 16:07
  • 2 minutes to read
A whimsical look at Tesla's recent stock woes, Elon Musk's governmental endeavors, and the general state of the wizarding—er, *business* world. image
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Tesla Stock Plummets More Than A Bezoar Potion's Ingredients! Is This the End of the Road?

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 20:42
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst trade war uncertainties fueled by Trump's tariff plans, LightSource, a procurement management startup, secures a hefty $33 million in funding, proving that chaos can indeed be profitable. Toasty! image
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Get Over Here and Fund This Startup! Trump's Tariffs Spark Investment Frenzy!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 23:20
  • 2 minutes to read
New U.S. tariffs on car imports are causing major headaches for Asian automakers, with big players like Toyota and Hyundai feeling the pinch. But can they bounce back like Jackie Chan in a fight? image
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U.S. Auto Tariffs Punch Asian Automakers Harder Than a Drunken Master! Will They Survive?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:54
  • 3 minutes to read
Car sales surge as automakers report significant gains ahead of President Trump's looming auto tariffs, leaving the industry bracing for impact and consumers scrambling for deals. image
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Alllllrighty Then! Trump's Tariffs TURBOCHARGE Car Sales! Can the Auto Industry Keep Up?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 12:53
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on how Donald Trump's auto tariffs might affect a small country and wonders if it will impact the price of jelly beans. image
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Trump's Tariffs! Oh No, Not My Mini!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:49
  • 2 minutes to read
Tesla's China sales plummet as local EV rivals like BYD surge, raising concerns about competition, tariffs, and Elon Musk's distractions. image
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Tesla Doomed in China! Is This the End of the Line for Elon Musk?

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 12:26
  • 3 minutes to read

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