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A look at why Tesla's stock took a dive, blaming everything from European sales data to my brilliant (and frankly, beautiful) tariff plans and even Elon's fantastic work with your favorite President. image
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Tesla Stock Tanks Thanks to Fake News and Crooked Tariffs! Are You Kidding Me?!

  • Wed 26 March, 2025 20:21
  • 4 minutes to read
President Trump's proposed tariffs on foreign-made cars and Tesla's unique position as Musk advises the administration while navigating potential conflicts of interest. image
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Trump's Tesla Showdown! Will Musk's Empire Survive New Tariffs?!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 00:44
  • 2 minutes to read
A look at how Trump's new tariffs on foreign-made cars are sending Asian automakers into a tailspin, and whether this is all part of a bigger, more chaotic plan… or just plain madness. image
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Trump's Car Tariffs! Is This a Joke... Or Are We All Just Clowns?

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 08:07
  • 4 minutes to read
German economy and auto industry leaders condemn U.S. President Trump's proposed 25% tariffs on car imports, fearing a 'fatal signal' to global trade and potential economic fallout. image
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Trump's Auto Tariff Tsunami! Is This the End of the Batmobile?

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 16:53
  • 3 minutes to read
Darth Vader analyzes Trump's auto tariffs, predicting doom for some and a pat on the back for Tesla, while pondering the Force's influence on the economy. image
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A Tariff Surprise! Will Trump's Auto Tariffs Crush the Rebellion?

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Ferrari announces a 10% price increase on select models due to new U.S. auto tariffs, potentially adding up to $50,000 to the cost of owning one of these luxury vehicles. image
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Ferrari Price Hike! Is Your Dream Car Slipping Away?!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 15:51
  • 2 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia reports on the recent tariff announcement and its impact on General Motors, Ford, Stellantis, and Tesla, with a side of Witcher wit. image
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Tariffs Strike Again! Is General Motors Going the Way of the Dodo?!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Burns weighs in on the potential price hikes for both imported and locally made cars due to Trump's new tariffs, predicting economic doom and opportunities for profit for the exceptionally wealthy. image
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Are Trump's Tariffs Going to Cost You a Fortune!?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:50
  • 3 minutes to read
Some dude in Vegas got collared for torching Teslas, probably because Elon's been a busy little bee. Cowabunga! image
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Eat My Shorts Tesla! Dude Gets Busted for Molotov Mayhem!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 22:50
  • 2 minutes to read
Asian auto stocks take a nosedive faster than my mojo after President Trump announces car tariffs, leaving investors shaken and stirred. image
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Oh Behave! Asian Auto Stocks Do the Austin Powers Limbo Under Trump's Tariff Threat!

  • Fri 28 March, 2025 01:57
  • 2 minutes to read

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