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A whimsical look at Tesla's recent stock woes, Elon Musk's governmental endeavors, and the general state of the wizarding—er, *business* world. image
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Tesla Stock Plummets More Than A Bezoar Potion's Ingredients! Is This the End of the Road?

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 20:42
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Amidst trade war uncertainties fueled by Trump's tariff plans, LightSource, a procurement management startup, secures a hefty $33 million in funding, proving that chaos can indeed be profitable. Toasty! image
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Get Over Here and Fund This Startup! Trump's Tariffs Spark Investment Frenzy!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 23:20
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New U.S. tariffs on car imports are causing major headaches for Asian automakers, with big players like Toyota and Hyundai feeling the pinch. But can they bounce back like Jackie Chan in a fight? image
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U.S. Auto Tariffs Punch Asian Automakers Harder Than a Drunken Master! Will They Survive?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:54
  • 3 minutes to read
Car sales surge as automakers report significant gains ahead of President Trump's looming auto tariffs, leaving the industry bracing for impact and consumers scrambling for deals. image
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Alllllrighty Then! Trump's Tariffs TURBOCHARGE Car Sales! Can the Auto Industry Keep Up?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 12:53
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on how Donald Trump's auto tariffs might affect a small country and wonders if it will impact the price of jelly beans. image
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Trump's Tariffs! Oh No, Not My Mini!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:49
  • 2 minutes to read
Tesla's China sales plummet as local EV rivals like BYD surge, raising concerns about competition, tariffs, and Elon Musk's distractions. image
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Tesla Doomed in China! Is This the End of the Line for Elon Musk?

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 12:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Tesla's Q1 2025 deliveries tanked, and Tony Montana ain't happy about it. Between production problems, Euro trash boycotts, and Musk playing politician, it's a goddamn mess! image
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Tesla's Sales in the Toilet?! Musk's Political Shenanigans Sink the Ship!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 20:05
  • 3 minutes to read
Chinese electric vehicle companies are surging ahead, with Xiaomi, Xpeng, and Leapmotor leading the charge, while BYD dominates the market. Even with tragedy and losses, new advancements and growth continue. image
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Savvy Automakers Chart Course to Treasure as Chinese EV Market Booms! Can Tesla Keep Up?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 04:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Even with new tariffs on foreign auto imports, major car manufacturers show surprising resilience, but uncertainty remains. image
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Trump's Auto Tariffs Cause Mayhem! But Can Chuck Norris Stop Them?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 14:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Stellantis pauses production in Canada and Mexico due to Trump's new auto tariffs, impacting workers and raising concerns about the future of North American auto manufacturing. image
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Reality Check Stellantis Halts Production Because of...Trump Tariffs?!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 20:24
  • 3 minutes to read

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