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Darth Vader analyzes Trump's auto tariffs, predicting doom for some and a pat on the back for Tesla, while pondering the Force's influence on the economy. image
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A Tariff Surprise! Will Trump's Auto Tariffs Crush the Rebellion?

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Ferrari announces a 10% price increase on select models due to new U.S. auto tariffs, potentially adding up to $50,000 to the cost of owning one of these luxury vehicles. image
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Ferrari Price Hike! Is Your Dream Car Slipping Away?!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 15:51
  • 2 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia reports on the recent tariff announcement and its impact on General Motors, Ford, Stellantis, and Tesla, with a side of Witcher wit. image
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Tariffs Strike Again! Is General Motors Going the Way of the Dodo?!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Burns weighs in on the potential price hikes for both imported and locally made cars due to Trump's new tariffs, predicting economic doom and opportunities for profit for the exceptionally wealthy. image
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Are Trump's Tariffs Going to Cost You a Fortune!?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:50
  • 3 minutes to read
Some dude in Vegas got collared for torching Teslas, probably because Elon's been a busy little bee. Cowabunga! image
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Eat My Shorts Tesla! Dude Gets Busted for Molotov Mayhem!

  • Thu 27 March, 2025 22:50
  • 2 minutes to read
Asian auto stocks take a nosedive faster than my mojo after President Trump announces car tariffs, leaving investors shaken and stirred. image
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Oh Behave! Asian Auto Stocks Do the Austin Powers Limbo Under Trump's Tariff Threat!

  • Fri 28 March, 2025 01:57
  • 2 minutes to read
Former Nikola CEO Trevor Milton, convicted of defrauding investors, receives a full pardon from Donald Trump, sparking outrage and raising questions about justice. image
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Will Smith Just Saw the Craziest Pardon Ever! You Won't Believe Who Got Off Scot-Free!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 02:36
  • 2 minutes to read
A judge has ruled that a class-action lawsuit against Elon Musk can proceed, alleging he misled Twitter shareholders before his takeover. Has this gato finally caught the canary? image
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Holy Guacamole! Elon Musk in Hot Water Again!?

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 00:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey reports on how potential tariffs could make buying a car harder than finding a parking spot in Duloc, leaving folks dreamin' of alternative transportation. image
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Car Prices Going UP! Are We All Gonna Be Riding Dragons Now?!

  • Sat 29 March, 2025 12:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Luxury carmaker Aston Martin gets a financial boost from Chairman Lawrence Stroll and the sale of a Formula One stake, averting disaster... for now. I'll still take the beer. image
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Aston Martin Saved by Money! Is James Bond Buying One?!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 16:07
  • 2 minutes to read

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