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Pony.ai's self-driving car spontaneously combusts in Beijing, raising questions about the future of autonomous vehicles and whether Skynet is just running a little late. image
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Judgment Day Delayed? Robotaxi Goes Up in Flames!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 13:16
  • 2 minutes to read
Honda's latest earnings report reveals a significant drop in operating profit, attributed to U.S. tariffs and global economic uncertainty, forcing the automotive giant to brace for further impact. image
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A Shadow Falls on Honda: Tariffs Bite Deep and Profits Dwindle!

  • Tue 13 May, 2025 08:01
  • 3 minutes to read
General Motors nabs another ex-Tesla exec, Sterling Anderson, to lead product development, sparking questions about their EV strategy and who's really running the show. image
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GM Hires Tesla Defector Number 4: Are They Building Cars or Assembling a Resistance?

  • Mon 12 May, 2025 16:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Forrest Gump reports on Carvana's unexpected financial success, fueled by tariff fears and record sales, proving that sometimes, life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! image
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Carvana Runs Like the Wind! Sales Soar Higher Than Bubba Gump Shrimp Boat Catches!

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 20:11
  • 3 minutes to read
Dwight Schrute reports on the unsettling trend of rising used car prices, fueled by tariff fears, while Schrute Farms beet prices remain tragically stable. image
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Beet Prices Plummet While Used Car Values Soar: A Schrute Farms Market Report

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 15:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Uber reports mixed Q1 results, beating earnings estimates but falling short on revenue, while facing FTC scrutiny and pushing forward with autonomous vehicle initiatives. Buckle up, folks, it's a ride! image
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Uber's Q1: A Buckle Up Moment! Navigating Profits, Robotaxis, and FTC Speed Bumps

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
  • 4 minutes to read
FAA approves SpaceX's request to increase Starship launches from Texas, raising environmental concerns and prompting skepticism from conservation groups. Is this progress or just another Skrull invasion in disguise? image
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Higher, Further, Faster! SpaceX Gets Green Light for More Starship Launches (But What About the Turtles?)

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Snoop Dogg breaks down how trade tariffs are hitting Rivian, but they still keepin' it real with them profit goals, ya dig? image
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Fo Shizzle, My Rivizzle! Snoop Dogg on Trump's Tariffs Messin' with Electric Trucks

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 20:07
  • 2 minutes to read
Ferrari reports a profit surge thanks to personalized whips, but warns of potential financial speed bumps from Trump's trade tariffs. D-O-double-G style. image
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Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Ferrari's Bank Rollin' But Trump's Tariffs Got 'Em Sweatin'!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
  • 2 minutes to read
Echoes of Nostromo as SpaceX employees seize control of a new Texas town, raising questions about corporate power and environmental risks. image
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Another Day, Another Colony Gone Rogue: Musk Creates His Own Starbase Nightmare!

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
  • 3 minutes to read

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