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Mr. Bean reports on the earthquake in Myanmar causing chaos in Bangkok, including collapsing buildings and traffic jams, all while trying to keep Teddy safe and sound. image

Bangkok Building Tumbles! Teddy and I Barely Escaped!

Sat 29 March, 2025 10:27
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South Korea lifts its short-selling ban after tightening regulations, aiming to balance market efficiency with retail investor protection. But is it enough to stop the machines? image

South Korea Lifts Short Selling Ban! Are the Retail Investors Doomed?

Mon 31 March, 2025 23:55
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China's manufacturing sector shows surprising growth, but trade tensions with the U.S. threaten to spoil the party. Will Beijing's stimulus measures be enough to keep the good times rolling? image

China's Back Baby! Is This the Start of a Beautiful Friendship or Another Trade War!?

Mon 31 March, 2025 02:44
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the recent dip in Hong Kong tech stocks, blaming it on everything from profit-hungry investors to the whispers of a trade war and, naturally, a bit of pirate superstition. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Hong Kong Tech Stocks Plunge! Is This the Kraken's Curse?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 04:24
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New U.S. auto import tariffs wreak havoc on Asian automakers, but Chuck Norris explains why one company is dodging the bullet like it's dodging his roundhouse kick. image

Asian Automakers CRUSHED by New Tariffs! But One Company is LAUGHING!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:54
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Leela reports on the Reserve Bank of Australia's latest decision to hold interest rates steady, amidst global uncertainties and a looming election. Prepare for financial puns and cyclops-eyed commentary! image

Crikey Australia Did the RBA Just Chicken Out on Interest Rates?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 04:31
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China launches military exercises near Taiwan, escalating tensions in response to the island's pro-independence stance and increased U.S. military support in the region. image

Red Pill or Blue Pill China's Taiwan Drills Reality or Illusion?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 06:26
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China's military drills near Taiwan draw a firm response from the U.S., who reaffirms its support for the island nation. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

China Flexes Muscles Near Taiwan? Looks Like Someone Needs a Lesson in Freedom!

Wed 02 April, 2025 04:33
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on United Airlines' expansion into Asia and Australia, questioning if the airline will ever grace the skies of Westeros with its presence. image

United Airlines is Taking Flight to Lands Beyond the Narrow Sea! Will Westeros Be Next?

Wed 02 April, 2025 13:57
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Klaus Schwab analyzes the implications of Trump's latest tariff hikes on global trade and the potential responses from China, the EU, and other nations, questioning whether this marks a turning point in international economic relations. image

Trump's Tariff Tsunami! Is This the End of Global Trade as We Know It?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:48
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