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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the recent dip in Hong Kong tech stocks, blaming it on everything from profit-hungry investors to the whispers of a trade war and, naturally, a bit of pirate superstition. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Hong Kong Tech Stocks Plunge! Is This the Kraken's Curse?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 04:24
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New U.S. auto import tariffs wreak havoc on Asian automakers, but Chuck Norris explains why one company is dodging the bullet like it's dodging his roundhouse kick. image

Asian Automakers CRUSHED by New Tariffs! But One Company is LAUGHING!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:54
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Leela reports on the Reserve Bank of Australia's latest decision to hold interest rates steady, amidst global uncertainties and a looming election. Prepare for financial puns and cyclops-eyed commentary! image

Crikey Australia Did the RBA Just Chicken Out on Interest Rates?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 04:31
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China launches military exercises near Taiwan, escalating tensions in response to the island's pro-independence stance and increased U.S. military support in the region. image

Red Pill or Blue Pill China's Taiwan Drills Reality or Illusion?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 06:26
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China's military drills near Taiwan draw a firm response from the U.S., who reaffirms its support for the island nation. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

China Flexes Muscles Near Taiwan? Looks Like Someone Needs a Lesson in Freedom!

Wed 02 April, 2025 04:33
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on United Airlines' expansion into Asia and Australia, questioning if the airline will ever grace the skies of Westeros with its presence. image

United Airlines is Taking Flight to Lands Beyond the Narrow Sea! Will Westeros Be Next?

Wed 02 April, 2025 13:57
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Klaus Schwab analyzes the implications of Trump's latest tariff hikes on global trade and the potential responses from China, the EU, and other nations, questioning whether this marks a turning point in international economic relations. image

Trump's Tariff Tsunami! Is This the End of Global Trade as We Know It?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:48
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Chinese electric car companies like Xiaomi, Xpeng, and Leapmotor are surging ahead in sales, while BYD dominates the market, raising questions about Tesla's future in China. One of Xiaomi's EVs was also involved in a fatal autopilot crash. image

Holy Smokes! Chinese Electric Cars Are Leaving Tesla in the Dust!

Thu 03 April, 2025 04:30
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India aims to develop its own AI models and compete with global giants like OpenAI, but faces challenges in investment, talent, and competition. Will they pull a rabbit out of the hat? image

Ehhh, What's Up With India's AI Ambitions, Doc?! Will They Catch the DeepSeek Express?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 01:03
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A constitutional crisis unfolds in South Korea as President Yoon Suk Yeol is impeached, triggering market fluctuations and political uncertainty. image

South Korean President Ousted! Was It Elementary?

Fri 04 April, 2025 04:09
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