Walmart's Guidance Woes and Zuckerberg's Courtroom Drama

Eh What's Up With Walmart's Price Cut Doc?

Well folks seems like even the biggest carrots in the patch can have a little wilt. Walmart that giant grocer of ours gave a forecast for the year that's a tad softer than what Wall Street expected. Makes you wonder if even they're feeling the pinch. But hey they did beat expectations for the last quarter so maybe they just need a good dose of carrot juice to perk up. Seems like the new head honcho John Furner has a bit of a job on his hands. Keep an eye on this one folks it could be a real hare raiser.

The Fed's Fortune Telling Game

Now about those Federal Reserve fellas... they're at it again trying to figure out where interest rates are headed. Some want to ease up if inflation keeps sliding others say "Hold your horses" until they see some real proof. It's like trying to predict when Elmer Fudd will finally catch me – pure guesswork. And speaking of wild takes some White House advisor is calling out a Fed paper saying it's the worst he's ever seen. Sounds like things are getting a little looney over there. If all this talk about rates and inflation has you feeling uneasy remember knowledge is power. Perhaps you should read AI Jitters Trigger Asia Pacific Market Dip

FDA's RX for Drug Development Dilemmas

The head of the FDA Doc Makary is saying we're falling behind China in the race for new drug breakthroughs. He thinks we should make it easier to start trials. He even suggests most drugs should be available over the counter 'cept for the dangerous or addictive ones. Now some folks in the drug biz aren't so sure worrying about costs and access. But hey Moderna got the green light to have their flu shot reviewed so maybe there's hope for some new cures after all.

Zuckerberg Takes Center Stage

That Zuckerberg fella from Meta (formerly known as Facebook) is in court facing all sorts of questions about social media and safety. They're calling it the social media industry's 'Big Tobacco' moment which sounds pretty serious even for a rabbit like me. Apparently Zuck claims he didn't try to make folks spend more time on Instagram despite what some old emails say. And get this – his team was walking around with those fancy Ray Ban AI glasses until the judge put a stop to it. Talk about a tech circus.

Airline Points Ain't I a Stinker?

United Airlines is changing up their frequent flyer program. If you're flying basic economy and don't have their credit card you won't get as many miles. But if you DO have the card you'll get more points and discounts. So it's a carrot and stick approach. Makes you wonder if they're trying to trick us into spending more money. Seems a bit like Elmer Fudd trying to lure me with a fake carrot – I'm onto you.

That's All Folks

And finally the Supreme Court might rule on those tariffs from the previous administration this week. But even if they do it might not be good news for the furniture industry. Sounds like they're stuck between a rock and a hard place regardless of what happens. Well that's all for today folks. Remember keep your eyes peeled your ears perked and watch out for those pesky hunters. Until next time that's all folks.