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The Federal Reserve plans to reduce its staff by 10%, leaving some wondering if this is a necessary quest or a Ganon-level threat to economic stability. image

The Fed's Great Deku Tree Shake-Up: Are We Ready to Roll?

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:59
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Ravens QB Lamar Jackson aims for championships on the field and in the stable with his Maryland Colts, bringing hope and opportunities to Baltimore's youth. Could this be the start of a new Hylian era of sports ownership? image

Lamar Jackson's Quest: From NFL Glory to Horse Racing Royalty

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:45
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The U.S. and UAE team up to build a massive AI campus, sparking questions of technological prowess and who *really* has the Triforce of Power. image

Hyrule's Got Competition: A Gigantic AI Campus Sprouts in the Desert!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:04
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President Trump reportedly told Apple CEO Tim Cook he wants Apple to build in the U.S., not India, sparking trade winds and whispers of 3,500 Rupee iPhones. image

Trump Tells Apple: Hyrule First! No Rupees for India!

Thu 15 May, 2025 09:38
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Netflix's budget-friendly, ad-supported plan is drawing in viewers faster than Link chasing a Lon Lon Milk discount, boasting a massive 94 million monthly active users. image

Netflix's Ad-Supported Tier: More Addictive Than a Cucco Attack?

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:53
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Inflation cools down, but economists warn of looming tariff troubles, leaving this princess wondering if we're heading for another Calamity… or worse, stagflation! image

Hyrule's Economy: A Princess's Plea Amidst Phantom Tariffs!

Tue 13 May, 2025 17:04
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A humorous look at SoftBank's recent financial year, where profits swung like Link on a grappling hook, and AI dreams face some very real-world challenges. image

SoftBank's Fiscal Saga: From Rupees to Rubies, Did the Vision Fund Lose its Sheikah Slate?

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:17
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President Trump's potential acceptance of a lavish jet from Qatar sparks legal and ethical debates, raising questions of foreign influence and transparency. Could this be a real life ocarina of time to fly back to power? image

Trump's New Flying Palace? Qatar's Royal Jet Fuels Controversy!

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:45
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U.S. Airlines and FAA scramble to fix Newark Airport chaos with flight cuts and infrastructure upgrades, but will it be enough to avoid a complete system meltdown? image

Hyrule Has Less Turbulence Than Newark Airport?! FAA Grounded by Glitches!

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:12
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Rumors swirl around Jonathan McKernan's nomination as Undersecretary of Domestic Finance after a stalled CFPB bid. Is this another case of 'History Repeating Itself' or a calculated Triforce of power? image

Hyrule's Hero... of Finance? Trump's Treasury Pick is Giving Me Deja Vu!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:11
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