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Melius Research analyst sees significant upside for AMD, citing AI growth and GPU momentum. Can it reach the Golden Land? image

Hyrule Hears: AMD Stock Set for a Triforce of Gains!

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:10
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Vice President Vance clarifies America's stance on Iran, or rather, Iran's pesky nuclear ambitions. Looks like someone's been playing too much with forbidden magic! image

Hyrule's Guide to Worldly Affairs: Is the US Really Battling a Nuclear Ganon?

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:58
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Zelda reports on Wall Street's nervous balancing act as investors grapple with geopolitical tensions, economic uncertainties, and the Federal Reserve's next move, all while eyeing a potential market high. image

Hyrule's Hylian Herald: Wall Street on Thin Ice as Conflicts Brew!

Fri 20 June, 2025 20:37
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European Diplomats Scramble for Peace as Tensions Rise Between Iran and Israel, Leaving Everyone Wondering if Trump Will Unleash Another Calamity. image

Hyrule Historia: Is the World About to Explode? (Again!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:47
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A Texas judge sides with the FDA, blocking compounding pharmacies from making unauthorized copies of weight-loss drugs. Is this a victory for innovation or a defeat for affordable potions? image

FDA Wins! No More Knock-Off Ozempic? Hylia Be Praised!

Wed 18 June, 2025 17:21
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Current Amazon CEO Andy Jassy recounts a disastrous presentation to Jeff Bezos, revealing a valuable lesson in humility and how to recover from public blunders, even if you feel like you've been hit by a Lynel. image

Hylian Humility: Amazon CEO's Royal Flush of Failure with Bezos

Wed 18 June, 2025 13:15
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Meta's aggressive talent poaching with massive bonuses is met with resistance from OpenAI, sparking debate on innovation and open-source AI development. Will Meta find its own Master Sword in the AI arena? image

Hyrule's Hero vs. Zuckerberg's Rupees: Meta's Wild Attempt to Steal OpenAI's Triforce!

Wed 18 June, 2025 05:40
3 minutes to read

Link here, reporting on how SK Hynix rides the AI wave to become a semiconductor champion, leaving even Samsung in the dust! image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: SK Hynix Ascends to New Heights Amidst AI Boom!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:53
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Amidst escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, oil prices waver, but will they unleash a market catastrophe worthy of Ganon's wrath? image

Hyrule's Princess Predicts: Will Oil Prices Trigger a Calamity?

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:51
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Consumer spending in China is down due to economic uncertainty, stagnant incomes, and a cultural inclination to save, raising questions about its impact on the global economy. Will Link need to step in and save China's economy? image

China's Rupees Running on Empty: Is This Hyrule's Economic Mirror?

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:28
3 minutes to read