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Zelda reports on JPMorgan Chase's surprisingly robust Q1 earnings, despite economic uncertainties that even Ganon would envy! image

JPMorgan Chase Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe These Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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The Trump administration is shaking up the federal student loan system, potentially impacting millions of borrowers by altering repayment plans, ending loan forgiveness for some, and narrowing eligibility for Public Service Loan Forgiveness. image

Triforce of Trouble! Trump's Student Loan Changes Could Ruin Your Rupees!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:23
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Crypto expert Charles Hoskinson predicts Bitcoin could skyrocket thanks to tech giants and geopolitical shifts, but will it save Hyrule from Ganon's grasp? image

Bitcoin to Reach a Quarter Million Rupees! Is Hyrule Ready?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:01
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The wealthy Arab Gulf states seem well-positioned to weather Trump's tariff storms, but a drop in oil prices could jeopardize ambitious spending plans, especially Saudi Arabia's Vision 2030. image

Trump's Tariffs vs. Gulf Riches! Will Oil Prices Ruin Their Vision 2030?

Wed 09 April, 2025 08:30
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A whirlwind of market activity sees tech giants rising, health insurance surging, and a crypto gamble gone wrong – all while Zelda tries to make sense of 'EBITDA'. image

Tech Stocks Soar Like the Loftwing! Is This Hyrule's Economic Dawn?

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:49
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Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst privatization, cost cuts, and a challenging market landscape. Will they find their Triforce of Courage, Wisdom, and Power? image

Walgreens Just Pulled a Zelda! Is This Game Over?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
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Bitcoin faces a downturn as global tariffs trigger market volatility, leaving investors questioning its role as a safe haven. image

Bitcoin's Triforce of Trouble! Is the Crypto Kingdom Crumbling?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:25
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The Trump administration doubles down on reciprocal tariffs despite global stock market turmoil, sparking debate and uncertainty. image

Tariffs Incoming! Will Trump's Trade Gambit Save Hyrule... I Mean, America?

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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Chinese automaker BYD is surging ahead in the electric vehicle market, surpassing Tesla in revenues and innovating at a rapid pace, leaving competitors scrambling! image

BYD Takes the EV Crown! Is Tesla's Reign Over?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
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BYD's rapid rise in the EV market, fueled by innovation and affordability, challenges Tesla's dominance and sparks debate about the future of electric vehicle technology. image

BYD Overtakes Tesla! Is This the End of the Electric Vehicle Kingdom?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read