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Princess Zelda reports on Google's investment in fusion energy, a quest for power that could rival even the Triforce! image

Hyrule's Hero of Time (and Energy): Google Bets on Fusion Power!

Mon 30 June, 2025 13:00
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Central bankers gather in Sintra as global uncertainty looms, leaving even a princess wondering if she should invest in rupees or arrows. image

Hyrule's Economic Forecast: Will Ganon's Geoeconomics Doom Us All?

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:06
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A new report reveals a growing divide in luxury real estate, with the ultra-wealthy snapping up properties with cash, while the merely affluent tread cautiously. Are we doomed to live in caves again? image

Hyrule's Housing Market: Rich Get Richer, Others Just Get Rupees!

Fri 27 June, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

Xiaomi's YU7 SUV is making waves by undercutting Tesla, but can it truly conquer the EV kingdom, or will it be another flash in the pan? image

Xiaomi's YU7 SUV: Hyrule's New Ride or Just Another Cucco?

Fri 27 June, 2025 02:10
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Princess Zelda reports on conflicting intelligence reports surrounding the alleged destruction of Iran's nuclear facilities by U.S. strikes, adding a touch of Hyrulean wisdom and humor. image

Hyrule's Eyes on Iran: Did the US Really Obliterate Their Nuclear Program?

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:50
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Even those without the Triforce of Courage can now invest in SpaceX through tokenized shares, thanks to Republic. Is this the dawn of a new era, or a Ganondorf-sized risk? image

Hyrulean Hylian Heroics! SpaceX Shares Tokenized for Commoners!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:33
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Chip designer Ambarella considers a potential sale, sending shares soaring higher than a Cucco in a thunderstorm! image

Ambarella Eyes New Horizons: A Chip Off the Old Block!

Tue 24 June, 2025 20:05
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A whirlwind tour of today's pre-market movers, from defense stocks dozing off to pet supplies getting a bone-us, all viewed through the Sheikah Slate. image

Hyrule Market Report: Ceasefires, Cruises, and Curious Canines!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:21
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Iran and the U.S. engage in escalating conflict, with Qatar caught in the crossfire – a situation messier than a Cucco attack! image

Hyrule Alert: Missile Mayhem in the Middle East!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:11
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Melius Research upgrades AMD, predicting a massive surge fueled by AI and GPU growth, potentially reaching new heights – higher than Link can jump! image

AMD Stock: To Infinity... and Beyond Hyrule?! Analyst Sees Epic Gains Ahead!

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:10
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