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Fannie Mae partners with Palantir to use AI in detecting mortgage fraud, with potential government expansion, raising both hopes and eyebrows. image

By Hera! Palantir and Fannie Mae Join Forces to Battle Mortgage Villains (and Bureaucracy!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:33
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A breakdown of today's premarket trading frenzy, from Macy's mystical markdown strategies to GameStop's crypto crusade, all viewed through the discerning eyes of yours truly, Wonder Woman. image

By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
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From soaring ski resorts to surprising bitcoin bets, Wonder Woman dissects the premarket trading frenzy with truth, justice, and a Lasso of Humor! image

By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
3 minutes to read

Donald Trump is reportedly considering pardoning reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, convicted of tax evasion and bank fraud, leading to a drama more compelling than any episode of 'Chrisley Knows Best'. image

By Hera! Trump Considers Chrisley Pardon: A Reality TV Twist as Tangled as the Lasso of Truth!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:34
2 minutes to read

Barclays pumps the brakes on CoreWeave's stock after a meteoric rise, leaving even this Amazonian wondering if the market's lasso of truth is a bit tangled. image

CoreWeave's Soar Stalls? Even Wonder Woman Needs a Reality Check!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:05
3 minutes to read

Republican Senators are putting the brakes on the House's spending bill, fearing it will balloon the national debt. Can common sense and fiscal prudence triumph, or are we doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past? image

Senator's Amazonian Stare-Down: Will Fiscal Responsibility Prevail or Will Debt Explode Like Ares' Bad Temper?

Sun 25 May, 2025 18:20
3 minutes to read

As businesses grapple with global trade turbulence, artificial intelligence steps in to navigate tariffs, adjust supply chains, and maybe, just maybe, save us from economic chaos. image

By Zeus! AI to the Rescue in Trump's Tariff Tussle!

Sat 24 May, 2025 05:50
4 minutes to read

Monarch Finance capitalizes on Mint's closure with a massive funding round, aiming to modernize personal finance for the digital age, proving that sometimes, even in finance, love conquers all (or at least, a sizable market share). image

By Hera! Monarch Finance Secures $75 Million to Reign Supreme After Mint's Demise

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:31
4 minutes to read

Concerns are rising among Microsoft employees as emails containing specific keywords related to Palestine and Gaza appear to be experiencing unusual delays or are seemingly blocked, raising questions about censorship and inclusivity. image

Microsoft's Invisible Lasso: Are Emails About Palestine Vanishing?

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:57
4 minutes to read

Barclays CEO warns of trade policy challenges for Europe, but Wonder Woman sees an opportunity for truth, justice, and a little bit of lasso-twirling to set things straight. image

Tariff Troubles? Wonder Woman Says, 'Enough is Enough! Time for Some Amazonian Diplomacy!'

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:22
3 minutes to read