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Speculation of a Shell-BP merger cools down after Shell denies takeover talks, leaving BP's future strategy in question. Is this a 'Man's World' or can BP still rise like a phoenix? image

BP or Not BP? That is the Question! (Shell Says 'Nay!')

Mon 30 June, 2025 05:28
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Diana Prince investigates whether paying for laundry services is a heroic financial decision or a villainous budget buster. Spoiler alert: the truth is more powerful than a speeding bullet! image

Is Kryptonite Laundry Eating Your Savings? Wonder Woman's Guide to Outsourcing Chores!

Sat 28 June, 2025 13:00
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Wonder Woman investigates the Supreme Court's decision on universal injunctions, finding a legal battleground with implications for birthright citizenship and the balance of power. image

Supreme Court Ruling: Is Justice Blindfolded or Just Napping?

Fri 27 June, 2025 15:41
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Wonder Woman reports on Circle's stock surge and the burgeoning stablecoin market, poised to revolutionize global finance with a little help from Wall Street. image

Great Hera! Circle Stock Soars as Stablecoins Aim for Trillion-Dollar Territory!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:11
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Wonder Woman investigates the rumors of Shell acquiring BP, finding no truth to the claims and highlighting the complexities of such a merger. image

Shell Shocked! No Lasso of Truth Needed as Shell Denies BP Takeover Rumors

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:17
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Drone maker AeroVironment's stock price took flight after smashing Q4 earnings expectations, prompting CNBC's Jim Cramer to declare it the 'Palantir of hardware'. Is this a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just good business! image

AeroVironment Soars Higher Than My Invisible Jet! A Wonder Woman Report

Wed 25 June, 2025 20:01
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Tesla's European Sales Nosedive: Is the Invisible Jet Out of Fuel?

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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The CEO of Ritholtz Wealth Management is betting big on Uber's role in the autonomous driving revolution. But is it a gamble worthy of a Lasso of Truth? image

Uber Alles! (Maybe...): Wonder Woman's Take on Robotaxis and Market Mania

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:50
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Wonder Woman reports on the surprising dip in oil prices following a newly announced ceasefire, questioning whether it's truly a victory for peace or just another twist in the saga of international relations. image

Peace in Our Time? Oil Prices Plummet as Trump Declares Iran-Israel Ceasefire!

Tue 24 June, 2025 08:15
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Wonder Woman reports on Tesla's Model Y robotaxi launch in Austin, Texas, revealing a mix of technological marvel, traffic mishaps, and the ever-present question of whether we're truly ready for self-driving cars. image

Tesla's Robotaxis Hit the Road: Is Humanity Ready or Just Spinning in Circles?

Mon 23 June, 2025 16:23
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