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Leela reports on the oil market chaos as the U.S. enters the Iran-Israel conflict, potentially closing the Strait of Hormuz and sending gas prices soaring higher than Zoidberg's hopes for romance. image

Good News, Everyone! Oil Prices Jump as U.S. and Iran Get Punchy!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:19
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Republicans are hoarding more dough than a pizza-eating contest at Panucci's, leaving the Democrats scrambling for spare change after a rough 2024. Can they catch up before the 2026 midterms turn into a total dumpster fire? image

Holy Bender's Bank Account! GOP Swimming in Cash, Dems Singing the Poor Man's Blues!

Sat 21 June, 2025 21:12
2 minutes to read

Amphenol Corp. (APH) is making waves in the stock market, riding the AI data center boom and showing impressive growth potential. One-eyed Leela investigates if this stock is worth betting your Robot fighting League winnings on. image

Holy Motherboard! Amphenol Stock Connects to AI Fortune!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:04
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Leela reports on how Amphenol (APH) is riding the AI wave with its crucial connector technology, making it a 'Best Stock' pick. image

Good News, Everyone! Amphenol Stock Connects You to Profits!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:04
3 minutes to read

Leela's take on the oil price surge fueled by escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, with a side of Trumpian unpredictability. Prepare for pain at the pump, folks! image

Good News, Everyone! Oil Prices Soar as Israel and Iran Throw Down! (And Trump's Playing "Will He, Won't He?" with Nukes)

Thu 19 June, 2025 19:51
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After years of resisting, Apple is reportedly planning a foldable iPhone, potentially using Samsung displays, but will it be worth the 'premium' price? image

Good News Everyone! Apple Finally Folding Under Pressure for Foldable iPhone

Wed 18 June, 2025 20:18
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Negotiations between the U.S. and EU stall over tech regulation, taxes, and mismatched worldviews, threatening a full-blown tariff war. Looks like we're all gonna be poorer than Zoidberg! image

Good News, Everyone! Trade War Looms as Trump and EU Bicker Like Bender and Calculon!

Wed 18 June, 2025 10:58
3 minutes to read

Hong Kong-based Regencell's stock skyrockets despite zero revenue, dubious treatments, and enough red flags to make a one-eyed mutant dizzy. image

Holy Motherboards! Regencell Stock Goes Bonkers, Leaving Leela Utterly Confused

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:37
3 minutes to read

Pharma companies are betting big on Antibody-Drug Conjugates (ADCs) to replace chemotherapy, but experts say there's still a long way to go. Will this be the 'whomp' that finally beats cancer? image

Good News, Meatbags! Newfangled Cancer Drugs Might Make Chemo Obsolete (Maybe!)

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:41
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Another delay for Amazon's Project Kuiper launch due to rocket issues, leaving Bezos to count sheep instead of satellites... for now. image

Amazon's Satellite Dreams Grounded...Again! Guess Bezos Needs a Bigger Ladder

Mon 16 June, 2025 18:02
2 minutes to read