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Despite scoring major trade deals, U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer's popularity is plummeting faster than Fry falling into a cryogenic tube. What's the dealio? image

Keir Starmer's Trade Deals Can Kiss My Cyclops Butt, Says One-Eyed News Hound

Sun 25 May, 2025 06:06
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Boeing gets a 'get out of jail free' card from the Justice Department after the 737 Max disasters, leaving families of the 346 victims fuming mad than Zoidberg at a picnic. image

Holy Pilot Error Batman! Boeing Flies Away From Prosecution After 737 Max Crashes

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:16
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A Wall Street analyst predicts Dollar General stock could jump, thanks to 'back to basics' and competitor woes. Leela wonders if this means cheaper eye drops. image

Dollar General Stock: Analyst Says 'Shut Up and Take My Money!'

Fri 23 May, 2025 10:52
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OpenAI's acquisition of Jony Ive's hardware startup, io, mirrors Zuckerberg's past gambits, but will it be a home run or just another Oculus-sized headache? image

Sweet Zombie Jesus! Altman Drops $6.4 Billion on What?! Leela Investigates!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:00
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In a nail-biting vote, House Republicans squeezed through President Trump's tax bill, but the Senate and potential economic woes loom like MomCorp over Planet Express. image

Holy Zoidberg! House Republicans Barely Pass Trump's Tax Bill: Will it Save the Planet Express?

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:16
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Canada Goose stock takes flight after exceeding expectations, but future forecasts are chillier than a penguin's prom night. image

Honk If You Love Profits: Canada Goose Soars Despite Global Weirdness!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:45
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Ex-Auctioneer and Politician Billy Long Faces Senate Grilling Over IRS Independence and Dodgy Tax Credits. Will He Keep the Government's Grubby Mitts Off Your Refund? image

Holy Tax Exemption, Batman! New IRS Boss Promises No Political Monkey Business (But We'll See)

Tue 20 May, 2025 19:48
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Target's Q1 earnings are coming, and the pressure is on! Will they stick the landing or face another round of customer backlash? I've got my eye on 'em, one eye at least! image

Target's Earnings: Bullseye or Belly Flop? Leela's Take!

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:01
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Xreal unveils Project Aura, XR glasses powered by Google's Android XR, aiming to take on Meta and Apple without breaking the bank (hopefully). image

Good News, Everyone! Google and Xreal Team Up to Make XR Glasses That Don't Require a Second Mortgage!

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:45
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The U.S. Open is getting a massive $800 million facelift, promising fancier facilities and, hopefully, fewer tennis ball-related injuries for cyclops like me. image

Holy Racket! U.S. Open Gets a Fry-Leela Sized Makeover!

Mon 19 May, 2025 19:30
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