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Feeling lost in space with your partner? Leela's guide to spotting relationship trouble before it becomes a Nibbler-sized problem. image

Unhappy and You Know It? Four Signs Your Relationship Is More 'Blernsball' Than Blissball

Sun 29 June, 2025 13:27
4 minutes to read

The S&P 500 hits a new record, marking a significant milestone for the ongoing bull market since October 2022, defying expectations and economic uncertainties. image

Good News Everyone! S&P 500 Reaches Record High!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:13
2 minutes to read

Despite US sanctions, China's sneaky oil imports from Iran are booming thanks to shadow shipping and some serious financial finagling. Looks like someone's been watching too much Calculon! image

Holy Zoidberg! China's Secret Oil Addiction Keeps Iran Afloat Despite Sanctions

Fri 27 June, 2025 06:51
3 minutes to read

With student loan collections back in full swing, millions of borrowers are staring down a 'default cliff,' threatening credit scores and financial stability. Looks like someone's gonna need a loan... for a loan! image

Good News, Everyone! Student Loan Defaults About to Hit Like a Bender Binge!

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:16
3 minutes to read

Swedish clothing giant H&M sees a sales increase, but consumer caution and potential price hikes loom like a Nibblonian shadow. image

H&M's Summer Sales Sparkle, But Are We All Just Space Brains?

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:06
3 minutes to read

Retailers are speeding up processing returns to combat higher prices caused by tariffs, aiming to resell items quickly and boost revenue. It's like a second chance for that slightly used Slurm Loco! image

Good News, Everyone! Returns Are Back (and Faster Than Ever Thanks to Those Pesky Tariffs!)

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:07
3 minutes to read

Turns out, Greece is spending more on defense than you can shake a stick at, all thanks to that feisty relationship with Turkey and a hankering for shiny new weapons. Who knew? image

Holy Spanakopita! Greece a Top NATO Spender Despite Economic Gyro-Scope!

Wed 25 June, 2025 05:15
3 minutes to read

Leela's take on the latest Wall Street buzz: From Snowflake's glow-up to Tesla's robotaxi wobble, and everything in between. Prepare for a bumpy but hilarious ride! image

Wall Street's Wild Ride: Upgrades, Downgrades, and Robotaxis, Oh My!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:45
2 minutes to read

Meta's quest to dominate the AI landscape hits a snag as its acquisition talks with Runway stall, but Zuck's still got a pocketful of dollars and a thirst for algorithms! image

Zuckerberg's Robo-Rumble: Meta's Bot Buyout Binge Fizzles!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:25
3 minutes to read

Conflict in the Middle East causes major flight cancellations and rerouting as airlines scramble to avoid getting vaporized. Good news, everyone, looks like we're taking the scenic route... through Uranus! image

Holy Orbiting Deathspiders! Airlines Ditch the Middle East Faster Than Zoidberg at a Fancy Restaurant!

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:31
3 minutes to read