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Faster than a speeding bullet, the WNBA expands to Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia, promising more slam dunks and shattered backboards! image

Great Hera! The WNBA Takes Flight with Three New Teams!

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:34
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Fifteen years after its IPO, Tesla's journey has been a rollercoaster of innovation, volatility, and the ever-unpredictable Elon Musk. Can the company navigate its current challenges and fulfill its founder's futuristic vision? image

Tesla's Wild Ride: From Roadster Dreams to Robot Overlords?

Sun 29 June, 2025 11:00
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Jeff Bezos' lavish wedding in Venice, Italy, draws both awe and outrage as the world's elite gather amidst local protests and environmental concerns. image

Kryptonite-Sized Wedding Budget: Bezos' Venice Bash Sparks Super-Debate!

Fri 27 June, 2025 15:15
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A surge in organized crime is stealing and shipping cars out of the U.K. within 24 hours, costing billions and driving up insurance rates faster than I can fly around the world! image

Great Krypton! Car Theft Crisis Grips U.K. Faster Than a Speeding Bullet!

Fri 27 June, 2025 05:07
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Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff announces a major push towards AI automation, potentially reshaping the workforce, while aiming for high accuracy but acknowledging the limits of technology. image

Up, Up, and A.I.! Salesforce Bets Big on Artificial Intelligence, Leaving Some Jobs Grounded!

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:46
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Premier Li Qiang calls on the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank (AIIB) to ramp up support for China's Belt and Road Initiative, while Superman muses on global economics and whether he should invest in infrastructure or just fly over it faster. image

Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's China's Belt and Road Initiative Getting a Boost!

Thu 26 June, 2025 03:31
3 minutes to read

Even faster than a speeding bullet, new home sales plummet in May, leaving economists scratching their heads and builders longing for the days of lower mortgage rates. image

Kryptonite for Construction: New Home Sales Take a Nosedive!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:48
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After a four-year saga filled with plot twists worthy of Lex Luthor, Marc Lore and Alex Rodriguez finally take the reins of the Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx from Glen Taylor. image

Holy Kryptonite! A-Rod and Lore Slam Dunk Ownership of Timberwolves After Epic Battle!

Tue 24 June, 2025 23:02
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Superman reports on the launch of Waymo and Uber's robotaxi service in Atlanta, offering a glimpse into the future of transportation with a few Kryptonian chuckles. image

Up, Up, and Away... From Traffic! Waymo and Uber's Robotaxis Take Atlanta by Storm!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:06
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As tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, China navigates a delicate balance, potentially benefiting from regional instability while outwardly advocating for peace. image

China's Tightrope Walk: Supporting Iran While Eyeing U.S. Stumble

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:03
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