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The FBI is sounding the alarm about scammers using AI-generated voices to impersonate senior U.S. officials, targeting government figures and their contacts in sophisticated phishing schemes. image

FBI Warns: Vicious Vishing Villains Vexing VIPs with AI Voice Shenanigans!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:16
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Crypto giant Coinbase reveals insider threat: rogue agents bribed for customer data, potentially costing millions. Oh, the humanity! image

Coinbase Gets Mugged! Overseas Agents Sell Secrets for a Few Quarters!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:18
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The Oracle of Omaha, nearing a century, steps down as Berkshire CEO, citing the indignities of growing old. Prepare for a new era, dominated by Greg Abel, and possibly, a market panic or two. image

Giggity! Warren Buffett Finally Admits He's Aging Like a Fine...Moldy Cheese?

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:10
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Baidu's Apollo Go plans to unleash its driverless taxis in Europe, starting with Switzerland and Turkey, while also eyeing Dubai, Abu Dhabi and Hong Kong. Prepare for a future where Brian drives you around! image

Baidu's Robotaxi Revolution: Europe, Prepare to Be Bowled Over!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:03
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Silicon Valley's AI giants are racing to release consumer-ready AI services, prioritizing commercialization over rigorous safety testing, raising concerns about potential dangers. image

The AI Apocalypse is Nigh: Silicon Valley Sacrifices Safety for Profit!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:00
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Stewie Griffin dissects a report on technology stocks, their cyclical nature, and why you should probably hide your gold-plated pacifiers... for now. image

The Stock Market's Having a Jolly Good Time...Until It Isn't!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:43
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Stewie Griffin reports on the US-China trade talks, with a healthy dose of self-aggrandizement and world domination aspirations. image

Victory is Mine! China Caves to My Economic Genius (Or Something)

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:22
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Google coughs up a whopping $1.4 billion to Texas for privacy shenanigans, leaving Stewie to ponder the ethics of world domination...and diaper changes. image

Crikey! Google Gets Spanked by Texas: A Stewie Griffin Exclusive!

Fri 09 May, 2025 23:37
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Amazon unveils its Ocelot quantum chip, entering the competitive quantum-computing arena alongside Google and Microsoft, aiming to revolutionize cloud services and tackle complex problems. image

Amazon's Quantum Leap: Ocelot Chip Joins the Race to Dominate the Future, Good Grief!

Fri 09 May, 2025 13:00
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Donald Trump is reportedly considering Fox News' Jeanine Pirro as the interim U.S. Attorney for D.C., after his previous pick faced opposition. The drama, the intrigue, the sheer banality of it all! image

Trump Eyes Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro for Top Prosecutor Gig: Oh, Joy!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:51
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