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Luxury giant LVMH experiences an unexpected sales slump, leading to a stock plunge and a potential shift in the luxury market's hierarchy. This could mean hard times ahead for the fancy-pants set! image

LVMH Loses Its Crown! Is This the End of Luxury As We Know It?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:09
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Amidst tariff turmoil, G Squared Private Wealth's Victoria Greene suggests Cheniere Energy, Novo Nordisk, and Welltower as potential investment opportunities. image

Trump's Tariffs Got You Down? This One Weird Stock Will Make You Filthy Rich!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:57
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Delta and Frontier Airlines pull back their 2025 outlooks, citing economic uncertainty and weaker demand, signaling potential turbulence ahead for the airline industry and cheaper flights for lucky peasants like Brian. image

Airlines Are Doomed Are You Ready To Fly Coach To Oblivion?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:01
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Stewie Griffin reports on Japan's struggle with a weak yen, trade talks with the U.S., and the potential for currency manipulation. Prepare for some economic mayhem! image

Yen-sanity Now! Is Japan's Currency Crisis About to Explode?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 07:05
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Navigating market volatility caused by tariff announcements requires a cool head, a long-term plan, and perhaps a martini (shaken, not stirred). image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Sent Markets Tumbling! Should You Hide Under the Covers or Pounce Like a Cheetah?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:31
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Stewie Griffin reports on Morgan Stanley's surprisingly successful first quarter, fueled by stock trading and global volatility, with a touch of Stewie's signature wit and disdain. image

Morgan Stanley Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe Their Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:02
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Economists predict that President Trump's tariff policies will lead to increased consumer prices by the summer, potentially impacting household budgets and even my access to the finer things in life. image

Oh My God Tariffs are Going to Ruin My Bloody Marys! Higher Prices are Coming!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:32
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Stewie Griffin analyzes Amazon CEO Andy Jassy's annual shareholder letter, translating corporate jargon into comedic genius. image

Amazon's Master Plan Revealed! Will Jeff Bezos' Successor Lead the World?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:15
2 minutes to read

BYD Invades Europe! Is This the End for Rolls-Royce?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:00
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Economists weigh in on how Gulf Cooperation Council nations are positioned to handle U.S. tariffs amidst shaky oil prices, potentially impacting their ambitious spending plans. image

Trump's Tariffs and Oil Prices! Are the Arab Gulf States About to Feel the Pinch?

Wed 09 April, 2025 08:30
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