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Cable giants like Comcast and Charter are making serious waves in the mobile market, turning what was once a mere retention tool into a major source of revenue and growth, leaving traditional wireless providers scratching their heads. image

Holy Crap Cable Companies Are Taking Over Mobile?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
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The FDA is phasing out petroleum-based synthetic dyes, potentially impacting iconic colorful foods. Prepare for a world where your snacks might actually look like food! image

FDA Bans Colors?! Are My Flamin' Hot Cheetos Doomed!

Tue 22 April, 2025 21:16
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Stewie Griffin reports on how tariffs are causing economic chaos and why the IMF is having a right proper hissy fit. image

Tariff Tantrums! Is Trump's Trade War Sending Us Back to the Stone Age?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:21
2 minutes to read

As the stock market tumbles due to trade war anxieties and presidential tweets, retirement savers are scrambling to safe-haven investments like stable value funds, raising concerns about long-term growth versus inflation. image

Retirement Apocalypse! Are Your Savings Safe From Trump's Tariffs and Market Madness?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 19:49
3 minutes to read

Business owners and consumers are panic buying in anticipation of President Trump's tariffs, potentially leading to an 'artificially high' economic activity followed by a slowdown. image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Economic Mayhem! Is Your iPhone Doomed?!

Sun 20 April, 2025 18:14
2 minutes to read

Nintendo announces the preorder date for the Switch 2, citing tariff-related delays and slight price adjustments for accessories. Prepare yourselves, you insipid twits! image

Nintendo Switch 2 Preorder Date REVEALED! Trump to Blame?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:24
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Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splash on Nasdaq with a 20% jump in stock price, fueled by plans for U.S. expansion amidst U.S. and China trade tensions. image

Chagee Stock Soars! Is This the Next Starbucks, or Just Another One of Brian's Hair-Brained Schemes?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:06
3 minutes to read

China shifts its retaliatory tactics against US tariffs, targeting American services like film, education, and aviation, potentially leading to a deeper economic decoupling. Oh dear! image

China Declares War on America's Services Sector! Is This the End of 'Finding Nemo' in Beijing?

Thu 17 April, 2025 04:50
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Stewie Griffin dissects the recent market volatility caused by Trump's tariff policies, highlighting winners and losers in this economic rollercoaster. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums! Is Your Portfolio About to Take a Diaper Rash?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:33
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The World Health Organization finalizes a legally binding agreement to prepare for future pandemics, focusing on prevention, collaboration, and supply chain resilience, even as the US withdraws from talks. image

The WHO Just Did WHAT to Prepare for the Next Pandemic?! You Won't BELIEVE It!

Wed 16 April, 2025 03:47
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