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Federal court slaps down Trump's reciprocal tariffs, citing exceeded authority and a national emergency not quite as dire as losing Rupert! image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Thwarted by Judges! Oh, the Humanity!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:23
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Stewie Griffin reports on the clash between Elon Musk and Donald Trump over a massive spending bill, complete with satire, witty remarks, and a healthy dose of Stewie's signature cynicism. image

Elon Musk vs. Trump: A Real-Life Soap Opera Starring Billionaires and a 'Big, Beautiful' Bill!

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:21
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Stewie Griffin reports on Elon Musk's critique of President Trump's spending bill, highlighting the potential increase in the national debt and the backlash Musk's cost-cutting efforts have faced. image

Elon's Beef With Trump: Is This Big Beautiful Bill Really That Beautiful?

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:21
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Antonio Filosa steps in as the new CEO of Stellantis after a period of uncertainty, facing challenges like trade tariffs and slumping sales. image

Stellantis Gets a New Brain: Filosa Takes the Wheel!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:59
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Trump Media dives headfirst into the bitcoin pool with a $2.5 billion raise, leaving me to wonder if they've finally lost their minds...or found them. image

Trump Media Goes Full Crypto: A Diapered Dictator's Take

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
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Trump Media raises $2.5 billion for Bitcoin treasury, stirring market volatility and solidifying Trump's crypto empire. image

Trump's Crypto Coup: From Truth Social to Bitcoin Baron!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
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Swedish automaker Volvo Cars announces massive job cuts amid economic headwinds and trade tariff uncertainty, proving even luxury brands aren't immune to the global chaos. Prepare for the 'gravy train' to make an emergency stop, Brian! image

Volvo's Got the Redundancy Blues: 3,000 Jobs Heading to the Great Beyond!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:52
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OpenAI partners with design guru Jony Ive to create AI-powered devices, aiming for a world less addicted to screens. Will it be a 'Freakin' Sweet' success or a 'What the Deuce' flop? image

Crikey! OpenAI's Grand Scheme: Jony Ive, AI Gadgets, and World Domination (Maybe?)

Sat 24 May, 2025 13:05
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Palantir's CEO and other top brass are offloading shares faster than I can say 'Victory is mine!', sparking questions about the company's future despite its recent AI-fueled surge. image

Oh Good Lord! Palantir Execs Cash Out Like Brian at a Meat Convention!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:52
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BYD surpasses Tesla in European electric vehicle sales, marking a significant shift in the automotive market despite tariffs and political headwinds. This is almost as exciting as when I finally managed to replace Brian's sherry with mouthwash. image

BYD Eats Tesla's Lunch in Europe: A Diaper-Wearing Genius's Take

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:55
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